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Bloody Clock Change

if one more person tells me cheerfully that they are getting an extra hour in bed, i'm going to punch them!

Too Early?

Female response when hit with the chat up line..."You look really familiar, do I know you from somewhere"?You reply "I don't know... do you watch a lot of porn"?...

ToraToraTora

Is It Ok To Damage Education For Holidays?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-29744465 i know the holday firms take the *** but surely education is more imprtanat than a jolly? Would you take your saucepans on holiday in term time?...

Mara127

Quiz Where Answers Are Vaguely To Do With Horses

would appreciate any help with these questions 19 A Stable in the Dales? (10) 20 Workman's weatherproof jacket (6,6) 84 Any Wild Western film? (5,5) 85 Found in Orange? (6) 93 Name of a rural working...

sunny-dave

Do You Have A Guardian Angel?

If so who? http://www.playbuzz.com/jennifers/who-is-your-guardian-angel Marie Curie seems to be looking after me ... "unlocking my potential to become one of the world's leading minds". She has a...

Baldric

Alvin Stardust Dead After Short Illness

As the Title RIP Alvin...

ToraToraTora

Is Merely Impersonating An Accent Racist?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29722860...

dustypuss

Naughty Sheep Joke.( You Have Been Warned.) !!!

Sheep Shag*ing A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits an English farmer. "So,English farmer,how do you shag your sheep?" "Well,I take the hind legs of the...

jack daniels

Camp Coffee

Hello Abers I bought a bottle of Camp coffee which I remember seeing 35 years ago but never had it. I made a milky coffee with it, which was nice and want to try and use it for other...

lindapalmara

Fred And His Roosters

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was...

quizzywig

Big Dreams Small Spaces

Although I am enjoying this new Monty Don series - the gardens are good especially last nights, I can't help wondering where (if at all) the people will be hanging out the washing or do they just use...

sandyRoe

"i'm Not Mad", She Said To Me...

...when I suggested that she'd hidden her purse again and forgotten where it was, after she said she couldn't find it. She thinks too that I've given a key to a woman who comes in when we're out and...

bibblebub

Stay Strong

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tGSgNlF.png what a shame (snigger)...

rosyposy

Mildew On Cotton

I have found eight lovely cotton pillowcases in a case I'd forgotten about in the loft but unfortunately they are speckled with orangey marks. Can anyone suggest the best way to try and get rid of the...

marbee008

Secrets And Lies

there has been an australian drama on, of which i missed the last part, there was the murder of a boy,(tom) does anyone know who killed him, please

yecats2885

Word Help Please

Ive seen a sign on ebay that says - "Christmas at the (family surname)" my partner and our children have the surname King how do I word this sign Kings, Kings' or King's...

hollie1586

Still Phlegmy After Anti Bios

A week yesterday I was given a 5 day course of amoxicillin for a chest infection. I went back to my doctor yesterday as I am still coughing up the green phlegm on a morning. He sounded my chest and it...

Jennykenny

What To Do With Wheatabix?

Brother came to stay at the weekend and as we don't eat cereals, he bought a box of Wheatabix. Most of it still here. We won't eat it, so any suggestions? Can hardly bring it round to the neighbours...

Bazile

5P Per Bag North Of The Border

Lets assume the average shopper uses 5 carrier bags - Is 5p per carrier bag going to deter the vast amount of shoppers ? Nice little earner for charities though - 40 Million Pounds potentially . Would...

VHG

Lynda Bellingham Had Died

Sadly it has been announced that Lynda Bellingham has died. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29685903...

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