Okay Think of a number. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes. . . . Dark, isn't...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flash-light around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his...
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The...
1) jumbled angry 2) lighten minus direction. 3) mixed fish 4) secretion from a sea molusc 5) confused animal less direction 6)chemical element contains mixed up rodent . Thanks for any help
Not really a question but I have started saying 'Hello', 'Hello' regardless of what they say, constantly. You may have to say it twenty times but I can almost guarantee that they won't phone back.
Can't believe what's happening at Glasgow School of Art. There's been a major fire and the library and museum have been destroyed. Presume many pieces of unique CR Mackintosh art nouveau furniture...
I've never used Tiny Pic before, so hopefully this will work! [IMG]http://i60.tinypic.com/kqbsk.jpg[/IMG] Every year we get a new white sparrow amongst the population that lives in our garden. This...
yesterday was a nice sunny day, so the driver in front had the top down on his vintage MG Midget. Sitting the passenger seet next to him was a massive black labrador. Driver and dog gazed aimlessly...
Morning guys! Ok, to cut long story short - my hubby sent me a txt yesterday whilst he was at work, saying his friend was going to Las Vegas in October for a week to celebrate his 40th, and could he...
The group of cowboys riding with the sheriff was not gaining on the outlaws at all. The sheriff asked for suggestions. One of the cowboys said, "We could add a male bovine to our group." The sheriff...