"Doctor," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve....
When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said, "No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink." "Why is that," the host asked? Her...
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and...
An elderly couple went to the doctor's . The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had...
And I'm frozen. The heating is on, at the rate the summer bills are going to be a high as the winter ones. I'm in West Yorkshire. What's it like where you are, has anyone got any warm sunshine?
And Blackadder CBE... sounds about the right priorities to me, recognition for the underdog and a farthing for the boss!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22904807...
the reason I am asking is because I smelled something very similar on someone when I was in the post office but she had gone before I got a chance to ask what perfume it was
And how close did you get? I always wanted to be a vet (was put off as a child by everyone telling me how impossible it was. Shame really). I ended up working with horses and moved onto elderly care....
could I have some opinions please before I make appointment to see the doctor, do you think the doctor would prescribe me something to help me feel less nervous, I don't want to be out of it just more...
I have had veruccas on the soles of both feet for over 6 months now.
Despite applying verucca gel morning and night and using a scrub, they have not shifted.
Does anyone have a solution?...
..... okay, get your minds out of the gutter .... I'm on about how many questions you ask and how many answers you give, on here !!!! I've noticed some people (no names mentioned) seem to post a never...
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? All that's left is debrie I was in my local shop earlier when suddenly this guy burst in and started shooting off rounds at the chocolate...
My partner and I would like to get married, but neither of us like being the centre of attention. We both have slight anxiety on occasions, my bf, particularly, in social settings. Neither of us are...
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son Kent," says one, "has...
