I said to my Doctor, "I've become a can of deodorant." He said, "Are you sure?" I replied, "No, I'm Lynx." "Doctor, doctor, I've got problems with my hearing." "What are the symptoms?" "They're those...
Can anyone please help, I am struggling a little bit, and would appreciate somehelp. Boys names Girls names Not glossy. Ecstacy Consent. Market town in Yorkshire. Bend down. Determind Mother! TV...
Smoke Protocol out of the Sistine Chapel White smoke = We have a new Pope. Let the kissing of his knuckles begin. Black smoke = We are still without one. Please stop ringing the doorbell. Red smoke =...
is pregnant again, just 5 weeks after getting married. Why on earth would she announce is so early?? Yet another baby with another father - her kids must be so confused.
I have a jack russell dog called Ben. He has been slowing down lately and has loads of fatty lumps on his body (lipomas) not life threatening. I took him to the vets recently because some of his teeth...
hmm, i am usually never bothered by the "tug at your heart strings" type of ads, but since i had p i can cry at the drop of a hat - just seen the new nspcc ad and it had me in tears!...
Who was your first music God and why? As a child I loved listening to The Carpenters and looking at Karen, bless her soul. And when David Essex released Gonna Make You A Star it was wonderful. I...
we heard a song in morrisons on thursday byt mr desktop thought it was curtiosy killed the cat but its not on my hits cd any one any ideas please of other songs they done desktop
This is on at the moment. I think it is pointless and neither presenter seems quite right for the job. It is a funny programme to put on at 5.15 pm. Anyone agree?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2281402/5-000-children-father-born-fertility-treatment-And-lesbians-IVF-taxpayer.html /// And – despite fears the cash-strapped health service cannot afford...
Does anyone else remember that miserable feeling when Sing Something Simple came onto the radio at 7pm on a Sunday evening after the top 20 chart show? I always associated it with the fact that it was...
There's a host of sandwiches in white and brown bread, fillings range from egg mayo, ham and tomato to salmon. There's chicken goujons, sausage rolls, cocktail sausages and voldy vents. Not forgetting...
Its all or nothing it seems. I have three Wendys in my life but no Fiona. I have four Davids in my work life, three Peters and several Marks, but not a single Tom. I know plenty of Michaels and...