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How Will You Vote At The Next General Election?

We have read in past posts that Cameron is finished, the Tories are finished, the Tory/LibDem coalition is finished, the LibDems are finished and UKIP haven't a cat in hells chance of winning the next...

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Not Well At All Today I Have Gastric

i wont be on much to day as ihave sickness and diahroea since three o clock this morning cant keep water down dehydrating mr desktop couldnt even go to work as i am so ill reaching and coming from me...

anotheoldgit

'blokeish Banter' Or Just An Islamophobic?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2274897/Tory-councillor-suspended-posting-Facebook-picture-compared-Muslim-children-burkas-bin-bags-defends-blokeish-banter.html#axzz2K1sKsXYW...

McMouse

What Starts With F And Ends With K?

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the...

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Fed Up Cant Get Credit For Washing Machine And Landlords Wont Except Liability For Cooker

cant get credit been turned down; and was having meeting next week but they wont except liability so i said wont go to meeting could run miles they also want £49 for garage which i said wont pay as...

dickythecook

In A Scottish Hospital

Apologies if this is recent, I haven't seen it for some years, I thought I should share. dtc Prince Charles is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of...

Caran

Old Clothes

What is the oldest piece of clothing you still have and regularly wear? I have a bath robe I wear everyday, it belonged to my late husband. He died 25 years ago and I bought it for him a good 5 years...

gordie1

Anyone Been On Citalopram For Anxiety

my doctor wants me to take citalopram for anxiety I am just wondering if anyone has been on this ?

bibblebub

Hmv Stores To Close

http://www.itv.com/news/story/2013-02-07/66-hmv-stores-set-to-close/ The 66 stores that will close in the next 2 months have now been announced, and they are:- Ashton-under-Lyne, Ballymena, Barnsley,...

Jemisa

A Groaner...

(I've got me coat ready) A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine...

Ratty2E

Very Unusual Name

What do you do when someone names a baby what you consider to be a very odd choice. Obviously you don't want to upset them, but will have to make some sort of comment eventually.

piggynose

A Funny, Well It Tickled Me

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went...

joggerjayne

Midnight

Woooooooo ..

godisgreat

Can You Answer The Questions Below And Explain And Give Examples?

what is a simple sentence? what is a compound sentence? what is a sentence with interrupter? what is a compound sentence? what is a compound-complex sentence...

Jaimsieboy

Mince

I haven't eaten mince for about 30 years now and I have taken notion to cook it again. Could anybody tell me me a quick and plain method preparing and cooking mince on a gas oven... with cooking times...

honeydip

Pooh Slightly Different

Hi sorry for the not niceness of this but for the last 2-3 weeks I have noticed that my excrement is a bit softer than usual. Usually it is pretty hard and when it comes out it is long enough to break...

RATTER15

Do You Think You Could Actually Hide?

Do you think you could actually hide just by changing your name and your avatar, do you think we would guess who you are? I don't think I could fool anybody for very long, I couldn't hide my true...

wimp

Vote For Independence!

Scottish independence! yes! YES! YES!!! The SNP dont have all the answers but it's better than been stuck with a government that has more faces than the town clock! ....What do you think?

Mosaic

Richard Iii Again, With Apologies

http://s561.beta.photobucket.com/user/14springfield/media/cunningplan.jpg.html Bound to upset someone....