One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the coffee machine at the office. "Veronica said , I just don"t know what to do," Gloria said to her work mate . "That good-looking Alex in...
The things about AB women we appreciate May seem indelicate: We'd like to find you in Mrs O’s shower And chase the Sunny soap for half an hour. We'd like to have you in our power And see your...
Anyone watching this on ITV now? It's very interesting and it got me thinking. How many people on here holds a Donor Card and if not, why not?
I'm not being judgemental just interested. I have one....
... number 5 with respects to cupid and all you others, too numerous to list here. i'll start with this one . . .As such a sad love Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel Open and closed within your...
Allegedly the three most valuable words ever written - virtually doubling shampoo sales overnight ... ... so do you? ... and why??? I know I do - once with something industrially cleansing (hello Mr...
1. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade. 2. I don't like wearing pantyhose. Every time I fart I...
I am always answering the door to some young person, holding and showing me a written typed car with a small picture of themselves on (some sort of identity card) which could easily be home-made, and...
A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable. ***************** So they have found a Horse burger in Tesco. What's next, My Lidl...
I am getting rather sick and some what upset about all these 'horse meat' jokes -and I'm not alone -in the UK there are presently in excess of 4 million people who either own a horse as a PET or ride...
Three Nun's were talking. The first nun said ' I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines'. 'What did you do? the other nuns asked....
Have any of you ever used the Freedom of Information Act? I want to find out some information from the NHS and thought this might be the best route to take....
