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Squeeky Door Handles

About three years ago I fitted brand new reasonably expensive brass door handles throughout my bungalow. Gradually one by one they have strated to squeek!!! It drives me made when I have people stay...

sandyRoe

Robert Kee Rip

He was a fine journalist, writer, and broadcaster. And at 93 had a good innings. RIP....

BiffyBee

Biffybee

is the name. Hello everybody....

marval

More Punting

Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I get myself a new hat. They smell a bit but at least they're free. I had a candlelit dinner the other night. Everything was really undercooked. So I told my mum that...

Drake3247

How Do I Tell Someone I Don't Want To Go To Prom With Them Nicely?

Someone wants to go to prom with me but I really want to go with someone else. The person who wants to go with me is in my friend group and I think if I turn her down everyone won't be friends with me...

marval

I Have Been Punting

Do gun manuals have a "trouble shooting?" section? Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries. I've just seen a bunch of Mexicans packed...

excelsior-1

I Have A Donor Card

it reads 'i would like someone to have my kebab after my death'...

cupid04

Fao Sibton, Tilly, Tonyav, Excelsior, Paddywack, Maggiebee Etc, Etc

S H F T G has stopped going through latest posts. Thanks for all your hard work. Love cupid04

cupid04

See How Far This Goes Again. [Part 4]

Everyone is welcome to join in. You just need to add your own song title or lyric from a song connected however tenuous to the previous answer. Have fun. Love cupid04.xx. I'll start you off with :-...

mrs_overall

Tempt My Appetite Please

The last proper meal I ate was around 22nd December! Since coming home from hospital on Tuesday I have managed to eat 3 spoonfuls of home-made veg soup, 1 scrambled egg and three slices of toast in...

charity-baker47

Ross-Shire Journal Cryptic

I;m back! Still 4 to get. Can I please have some help? 6d They are plastic but can raise various amounts of money (6,5) c-e-i- c---s 20d Nice to view people carrier (6) --e-i- 21d Holds up vendor's...

anneasquith

Les Mis ?

anyone seen the film ? would you recommend it ?

Jemisa

Teddy Bears...

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a pub They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her flat, he notices that her bedroom is completely...

Iluvspikey

Being Half Irish, I Feel I Can Post These Jokes

Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replies "No, tanks. I've only got a small garden." Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and...

anneasquith

Cream Teas ?

scone,jam, cream, or scone cream jam ?

flump1

Citalopram

Hi people, is anybody taking this medication ? My OH has been prescribed it and has taken it for 3 weeks and has just had the hives from hell. Nearly crawling the wall last night with the itching that...

TWR

How Can They?

How can these people sleep when a lot of people are struggling to pay heating / food / day to day bills? I am referring to the Parasites in Parliament.

Stephen_G

Wee Quick Scottish Joke (2)

One I remember from a coaster (It's an old one). Q. What's the difference between a rich Scotsman, a poor Scotsman and a dead Scotsman? A. The rich Scotsman has a canopy over his bed. The poor...

may1day

Garage Wall

if a neighbour removes bricks from your garage wall is this criminal damage

LochNessMonster

Wee Quick Scottish Joke ?

Two dugs walking down the street. One says to the other "Nice speaking to you, I'm awa " So the other dug cocked his leg and pi$$ed on him....

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