A young couple were married and they were having sex all the time during their honeymoon. When the honeymoon was over they had to adjust their sex schedule to their work schedule. So every day the...
I have been shoving my emptied plastic bags (from Co-op,Tescos, Asda etc.) to the right hand side of my undersink cupboard for many years. There must be thousands in there and they keep going in with...
Just so we can get the seasonal stuff out of the way before Mischief Night, Bonfire Night and Easter eggs appearing in shops in mid- december are over, can anyone explain what bread sauce all is...
I was at a James Bond themed fancy dress party last night when a chunky blonde came up to me "Hey there gorgeous, you make a great Daniel Craig." she purred. "The way you stand, the...
I just bought my good lady one of those pugs dogs as a surprise present. Despite the squashed nose, wonky eyes, pushed in face and laboured breathing from years of inbreeding and unnecessary weight...
A 6-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6-year old 'I think it's about time we started swearing.' The 4-year old nods his head in approval. The 6-year...
1. I had a sh!tty note put on my windscreen yesterday and have defiantly parked in the same spot today. Will I return to find big scratch on my car? 2. I forgot to bring a fork to work - will have to...
In Diva magazine this month there are LOADS of ads from couples seeking a "third person" for amorous experimenting.
Go on ... you KNOW you want to!
LOL...
1. Her blessings are incredible! (7,5) 2. I wonder where he's been all day (5.3) 3. Odd name for a young man! (1,3,5,3) 4. Obviously a BIG girl (4,2,7,3,3,4) 5. Tricky work for Mother Superior...
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. Says he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a...
Has anyone got any idea how to "sew in the sleeves using the semi-set in method" on a hand knitted garnment? I've tried Googling it for my Mum but haven't found anything useful.
In the original native culture of Thailand, when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony:- They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet...