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janzman

fawlty towers on bbc2...

...just watched the original episode...still very funny but OMG... 37 years ago..1975...I was 26 way back then, a mere sprog with a whole life ahead...talk about tempus fugit...groan..:-(
19:40 Sun 14th Oct 201217 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:21 Sun 14th Oct 2012
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droopydrawers

Worried, but can only sit back and watch!

I have a 25 year old grandson with whom I have always been very close. He was in a 4 year relationship with someone who went off with someone else leaving him devastated. He loved her and lost so much...
13:21 Sun 14th Oct 201210 answers, last by mallyh 09:30 Mon 15th Oct 2012
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abstibus

Specialist bookshop London 1970s

Would anyone know then name of the bookshop that sold Russian-related publications? Have googled with no luck. Thanks...
12:00 Sun 14th Oct 20126 answers, last by annemollie 15:49 Sun 14th Oct 2012
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Jemisa

Ways to turn a man down...

He: Can I buy you a drink? She: Actually, i'd rather have the money He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like...
11:58 Sun 14th Oct 201212 answers, last by tonyav 12:28 Sun 14th Oct 2012
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tonyav

One for the ladies. Renault - Ford collaboration.

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus they have designed the '' CLITAURUS. It comes in Pink, and the average male...
11:31 Sun 14th Oct 201222 answers, last by tonyav 12:24 Sun 14th Oct 2012
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Jemisa

Did you know?...

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, Then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of...
11:08 Sun 14th Oct 20128 answers, last by cecil39 20:37 Fri 19th Oct 2012
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Brenden

Shanghai Tennis

Here we go again, another Federer v Murray semi final.
15:18 Fri 12th Oct 20124 answers, last by Brenden 13:05 Sun 14th Oct 2012
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magicmick

Used Car Lot

It was a small town and the patrol man was doing his usuall evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot he came across two old ladies satting in a used car, He asked them why they were sat in...
00:31 Sun 14th Oct 20125 answers, last by tonyav 11:53 Sun 14th Oct 2012
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plowter

What does the tooth fairy do with childrens teeth?

The wee one lost one of her milk teeth recently and put it under the pillow but she wanted to know what the tooth fairy did with the teeth. I said it went for recycling. What does the tooth fairy do...
23:39 Sat 13th Oct 201234 answers, last by MissCommando 22:23 Tue 16th Oct 2012
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ZebUK

Upsetting Christians

An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ. It is believed to be so offensive that St Peter's church in Shrewsbury have postponed...
20:42 Fri 12th Oct 20123 answers, last by maggiebee 19:19 Sat 13th Oct 2012
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thenry

I challenge you all to a drinking contest !

You will have to name what you are drinking and at the appointed time the winner will be the one to have actually drunk what they said they would and get a post in to confirm it. Nominate your drinks...
22:04 Fri 12th Oct 201279 answers, last by methyl 01:16 Sat 13th Oct 2012
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Jemisa

Stuffing the turkey

One day two very loving parents got into a huge argument , the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bast@rd". Their son walked in and said "What does...
16:47 Fri 12th Oct 20122 answers, last by maggiebee 19:58 Fri 12th Oct 2012
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trt

Saville & Star........

With all these sex allegations against Jimmy Saville & Freddie Starr.........The police are now looking into whether Jeremy Beadle had a small hand in it!!!!!
21:03 Thu 11th Oct 201210 answers, last by methyl 01:42 Fri 12th Oct 2012
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mrs_overall

The Ibuprofen Song

If you feel a bit off colour Or are feeling really ill, There's a very simple answer, Just take one little pill. It's the answer to all ailments You'll be as fit as a fiddle And it doesn't cost the...
11:27 Mon 08th Oct 201246 answers, last by sherrardk 23:18 Tue 09th Oct 2012
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Mamyalynne

♫Happy Birthday ♫ SirAlec

http://cdn.mdjunction...happy_birthday111.gif Lots of love ♥...
00:09 Mon 08th Oct 201249 answers, last by Jeza 23:17 Mon 08th Oct 2012
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Jemisa

the broken leg...

The Broken leg............... "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago...""Never mind the past!...
23:32 Sun 07th Oct 20124 answers, last by marval 16:02 Mon 08th Oct 2012
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robert551069

Embarrassing Irish Nightlife Photos

Don't look at these photos until after breakfast!
07:21 Mon 08th Oct 201210 answers, last by maggiebee 10:13 Mon 08th Oct 2012
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gina32

lawn mowing

how often do you think a lawn should be mown, how often do you do yours, if you have one?
13:36 Sun 07th Oct 201217 answers, last by Smowball 09:47 Mon 15th Oct 2012
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marval

Stopped

Mum. Don’t panic but I’ve been stopped for drink driving by the police. I failed the breathalyser and they took a urine sample. That showed positive too. So when nobody was looking I stole...
09:47 Sun 07th Oct 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 13:39 Sun 07th Oct 2012
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joeluke

Happy couple

The wife and I had a brilliant night last night. She went to the bingo and I sh@gged her sister....
16:10 Sat 06th Oct 20122 answers, last by maggiebee 09:43 Sun 07th Oct 2012

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