Jimmy left school at 14, unable to write, but made a great success of his market stall. He arranged with the bank to honour cheques signed "X X". Nearing retirement, he moved to a large...
I have just blubbed my way through the ending of Carousel. It gets me every time, especially You'll Never Walk Alone at the graduation and is my favourite of the Rodgers and Hammerstein musicals....
Socially Unacceptable Humour.. I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a...
Can't believe this - saw the Vulcan fly over our house again today TWICE! First time was 1.50pm and returned 3.50pm - where had that been I wonder? Thats 5 times in the past 2 weeks, like waiting for...
Hi last two questions.
the bridal veil falls is the smallest of 3 waterfalls known as?
does the earth revolve round the sun or the sound round the earth?
many thanks...
Did anyone else notice the irony of today's word of the day - filibuster; to talk non-stop for ages to prevent anyone else getting a word in edgeways. For an example, listen to Vanessa Feltz on Radio...
Why is it ok for others to harass smokers about their habit? I'm frequently asked by other people (normally friends or family), 'when are you going to quit'? This morning I had an IT guy in the...
q1 windows of a rare church in it [8] q2 plum version here [8] q3 a place for moters crossing[10] q4 a herb and a medium sized hill[7] q5 wide river crossing [9] q6 do grizzlies live here[8] q7 nells...
I've given her a small empty cardboard box, some small tupperware containers with lids and some wooden pegs, she's almost cross eyed with concentration. cbeebees is on, aren't kids programmes...
I'm not sure if this is the place to put this but I'm hoping all the bird lovers can help. Again lots of birds are flying into our windows and dying, just had bird 2 of the day, bird one was a...
If You Could BIf You Could Be A Different Race For One Day Which Would It Be And Why? If you could be a different race for one day which would it be and why? Do you feel other races look better, are...
'' You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! '' ''It's a long walk back to England Mr Croker, and it's, THAT way'' '' Hang on a minute, lads. I've got a great idea.'' What are you watching ?...
I have just watched Brian May talking about Team Badger on BBC1 and he is asking for people to sign it. All the information is here.
http://www.teambadger.org/
Thank you....
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just had a bloke knocking on my front door, he was trying to flog cavity wall insulation, no thank you says I, it do es not cost says him, no thanks says I, do you want to read my leaflet says him, no...
Two guys are sitting on bar stools at the pub counter . One starts to insult the other one. In a raised voice he screams, “I slept with your mother!” The pub goes hush quiet as everyone...
Both male and female opinions welcome.... I was in a large Boots chemist store earlier and they now have 2 full aisles devoted to mens products and cosmetics. Now, I will admit to having a regime in...
