A woman sees a sign outside a pet shop. CLITORIS LICKING FROG £50-00.
She goes in & says, "I'd like to see the clitoris licking frog".
Man behind the counter says. BONJOUR...
I will declare immediately that I do not buy so called raunchy magazines etc of naked young ladies, even if I do find the sight very attractive. Let's face it, there is an absolute frenzy throughout...
Filled one of my feeders yesterday with niger seed (up to the brim). All gone this morning. Large number of bluetits, coaltits, sparrows etc fighting for position. Lovely to watch so it's filled once...
While in the bath earlier today, and listening to Poetry Please, on the radio, this was recited http://en.wikipedia.o...ddocks'_Eyes#The_Poem I knew I knew it, but I'd forgotten it was by Lewis...
A termite walks into a bar and says "where's the bar tender?" A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "The highballs are on me." A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The...
Bit boring here today. In the week one of the bosses asked one of the lads to go to screw fix. Among the bits he needed he also asked him to get a glass hammer and a long weight. It didn't click with...
Following a vague question in Quizzes as to our necky friends: A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says,...
I was at a fancy dress party the other night when a big fat girl came over to me. She blushed and said " I really fancy you " "calm down " I replied " it's just a costume, I'm...
from a society and culture point of view?
http://www.dailymail....neral-procession.html
Dreadful that the girl has been murdered but I hate this sort of funeral....
As they have had such a dreadful year so far it was such a joy to have over 40 butterflies in my rather modest back garden all day today. My shrubs and wildflowers were covered with them, they were...
Afternoon. We've noticed it's got a bit "rough" in here recently. We'd like this section to be accessible to all without fear of being "ambushed" by members who simply disagree...
