I'm not sure Jokes is the right section for this, but I caught a few minutes of this and felt quite uncomfortable at times. I'd have hated being in the audience in case the camera caught me at the...
What do you usually do if you find money? I'm not talking a wallet or purse but amounts like 5 or 10 pounds. Do you just put it in your pocket, give it to charity, spend it on something out of the...
Me and my wife are driving along the Motorway doing 55 mph. She looks over at me and says, "I know we"ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce." I say nothing but slowly...
Obviously it is a very individual thing, but, how old were your children when you stopped them having a dummy? Ours has his for betimes only now (aged 3 and 2 months). But I have been told it can...
I can't see any avatars on AB today. No-one else has mentioned it so it's probably a problem with my laptop rather than a general problem on AB.
Can anyone see the avatars at present?
Thanks...
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The...
When Craft was born, her parents, Mr and Mrs Petulengro, had decided to name her Thumbelina. Then Mrs Petulengro was idly glancing through her medical notes the midwife had left on the bed when she...
And why... Could be U2 ....... Why .... Even though I have seen U2 on a few occasions I think Bono has made far too much 'money to talent' ratio. They have a limited back catalogue considering how...
Only one to get thanks to all you lovely quizzers on here. Answers are sports or games by sound or spelling (not necessarily olympics) 12. Does it mean frequenting low and doubtful places? Thanks in...
I have put this under Jokes as that is exactly what it is. It was passed on to me by a friend and is meant to be taken in a very lighthearted way. Please don't shoot the messenger - as I said, it is a...