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factor-fiction
I'm not sure Jokes is the right section for this, but I caught a few minutes of this and felt quite uncomfortable at times. I'd have hated being in the audience in case the camera caught me at the...
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flobadob
What do you usually do if you find money? I'm not talking a wallet or purse but amounts like 5 or 10 pounds. Do you just put it in your pocket, give it to charity, spend it on something out of the...
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FrillyPancake
Me is havin........lamb leg steaks, mashed tatties and mint sauce with some steamed veg. YUM!!
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Duncer
Sad too http://www.dailymail....?ICO=most_read_module...
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Jemisa
Me and my wife are driving along the Motorway doing 55 mph. She looks over at me and says, "I know we"ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce." I say nothing but slowly...
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ELVIS68
****MISSING***** Lost cat, light brown fur, long thin tail. Last seen in the Essex area. Answers to 'Leo'...
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Duncer
I now know that I'd much rather go to a pool party with Harry rather than Michael Barrymore.
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jd_1984
Obviously it is a very individual thing, but, how old were your children when you stopped them having a dummy? Ours has his for betimes only now (aged 3 and 2 months). But I have been told it can...
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mikecork
Clue: brutish man turns over thin plate (6), I only have the following to go on: -n---l Thanks in advance....
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TWR
From a dull, wet, miserable N.W.Lancs, of course its a bank holiday.
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factor-fiction
I can't see any avatars on AB today. No-one else has mentioned it so it's probably a problem with my laptop rather than a general problem on AB. Can anyone see the avatars at present? Thanks...
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maggiebee
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The...
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mrs_overall
When Craft was born, her parents, Mr and Mrs Petulengro, had decided to name her Thumbelina. Then Mrs Petulengro was idly glancing through her medical notes the midwife had left on the bed when she...
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NoMercy
We are having my homemade lasagna today, with a nice Mediterranean salad. What are all you gastronauts having?...
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pearlgem1
name for a car driver
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Mick-Talbot
And why... Could be U2 ....... Why .... Even though I have seen U2 on a few occasions I think Bono has made far too much 'money to talent' ratio. They have a limited back catalogue considering how...
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maggiebee
Only one to get thanks to all you lovely quizzers on here. Answers are sports or games by sound or spelling (not necessarily olympics) 12. Does it mean frequenting low and doubtful places? Thanks in...
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excelsior-1
recorded it the other night -- watching it now. it is a gripping drama....
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daftgrandad
Just finished this(sorry cannot do links) First time ever 7 out of 7 correct ! Feel as though it has set me up for the weekend....
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maggiebee
I have put this under Jokes as that is exactly what it is. It was passed on to me by a friend and is meant to be taken in a very lighthearted way. Please don't shoot the messenger - as I said, it is a...

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