John Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the...
So Harry has a naked party with naked women .......leave him alone, he is young and enjoying himself. Premiership footballer does the same ..... overpaid waste of space scumbag. er .........
While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?" "No, I'm fine," I said,...
Could you pick one song as the best ever? A song that doesn't have an emotional connection to... Mine...Pink Floyd - Wall. Because it was the song that introduced me to music. Before then I'd only...
I am listening to the cricket and the studio commentators have used 'marmelise' twice in the last few minutes. I am really glad this word seems to be staging a comeback.
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the...
Answers are games or sports (not necessarily at Olympics) by sound or spelling. Sorry, no letters given.
5. Not all talk surely
8. O for a naughty day off
Thanks for any help...
Although this is not a joke I thought I'd put it here for joke fans to see. From now on I am abstaining from contributing any more jokes. I have found of late certain people have spoilt the fun of...
Murraymints was born in a tenement in the Gorbals district of Glasgow. From an early age she knew she was destined for fame but having no apparent talents she didn't know in which direction fame lay....
Sunny-Dave was one of 15 children born to a mother who had an obsession with the actor David Niven. Despite protests from her husband, she insisted on giving all 15 children the name David. Her...
Remember the British papers who rushed to print pictures of Michael Jackson on the autopsy table? Now a daily tabloid has printed some pretty distressing pictures of miners massacred by South African...
my son is leaving me,he applied for a job in dundee and got it,he says its such a good offer he cant refuse,i will have to let him go sometime i suppose after all he is 25,has a girlfriend,am i an...