She has given me a real fright tonight. We have been out with friends tonight, when we come in she is prostrate against the bars. This usually signifies she wants to come out, I tickle her tummy then...
Is the word that is used for Noisy Neighbours? Dogs, bloody noisy screaming kids on their Fck trampolines the area I live in used to be quiet, good, BUT, now the " The Arabs have started to move...
Pretend to be another AB'er who has joined a dating agency and let's see if we can guess who the AB'er is. I'll start the ball rolling. Female, divorced, small but perfectly formed with own wetroom...
Have you enjoyed the day? I'm looking forward to the w/end if the weather stops like this, it will be great, Right, I will let you carry on now! whinge away.xx
I was driving to work this morning when my car stalled in the damp weather. I was sitting in the car at the side of the highway, contemplating my next move, when a pigeon flew down and landed right in...
For those of you who like to see the progress of my work..... Well I am underway again, but not as advanced as I hope I would (i) because of lunch (ii) the number of visitors wanting to see and chat...
He is the husband of a friend of ours and he is a fireman and is 50 next year and can retire on full pension. He is always on about the holidays he will be taking and how he will find himself another...
A man walks into his local bar, Just inside the door, there is a very fat girl dancing on a table, He watches for a while and as he passes he says :"Fantastic legs", The girl stops dancing ,...
a colleague is getting married and a card is being sent round the office for signing. I am useless at thinking of a few words to write in cards at the best of times but now everyone has has put all...