MY mothers uncle who died an old man in the early 60s had a saying that he'd say to anyone moaning about being skint. He'd say "dont worry, when your shoes are worn out you will be back on your...
An Aussie trucker walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The trucker says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's...
Whats the difference between jam and marmalade? . . . . . . . . . . you can't marmalade your cock up your wife's a4se. . . . . . I went to a strawberry picking contest the other day. . . A girl with...
I automatically think late 50's,eary sixties, perm and floral skirt! But then I guess I am remembering my own nan......
There is a point to this question btw......
after listen to dean martin ,matt munro, perry como. jim reeves, they are in my opinion great singers whos songs will last forever more,then i played englebert humperdink and pj proby no contest they...
Am I alone in feeling a bit annoyed by this?
Presumably the store management must agree to them being there, but I don't like having to run the gauntlet on the way in and out....
at the very bottom of her stomach, just above the groin area. It's not sore and it's about 1/2" wide. She said she's had it for a few weeks. Should I get her checked out? She's 14. I don't think...
Are all railway stations exciting? I was thinking about coming home on the train. You get off the train, and there's something atmospheric about the high, echoey station, which smells like the town,...
Ok, I'll admit it I'm at a bit of a loose end and have decided to post a question I've been pondering for some time. Does anybody remember this programme please? Details are sketchy but I'll put down...
Little boy at the nude beach. A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so...
1. The Sun is shining. 2. It's nearly the end of the week. 3. I'm on A/L from 2pm next Thursday. 4. I get to see my mum next week. 5. We're having engagement party next week. What are your reasons to...