3.2 from 9964 votes Suitable: Adults Only A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women....
Just been listening to Chris Isaak on Terry Wogan's Radio 2 show. What a wonderful voice the man has - how have I missed out on him all these years? Anyone have any recommendations to listen to?
I went to see this film last night, and was rather disappointed. Visually beautiful and some good one-liners, but otherwise it was a bit dull. I'd be interested to know what other people think.
This letter was sent to the Kirkcaldy High School Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for pensioners. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize...
I only use around three slices of a whole lemon when I make up my G & T's in the evening, so can anyone suggest the best way to store the lemon until the following evening? I'd hate it to dry up!...
Been a BITCH of a week.... Glad its the weekend! Its fake tan friday. Tan time! Party to go to tomorrow- few gins, but i hope i dont make an @rse of myself or get teary after my stressfull wee while...
During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided...
I guess most folk have eaten by now, but I'm about to do a paella. Salmon, swordfish, scallops and squid. I forgot to get prawns but hey-ho. Just enjoying a glass of vino now that the two youngest are...
.....in bed? As an adult unless staying with friends or family I never wear anything in bed unless it is really cold. A friend was quite shocked to learn that we sleep in the nude and it got me...
Think I made a bit of a mistake this morning. Always think the bigger birds get all the food and the little ones, robins etc. miss out. So.... decided to thrown some food under the hedge. Just home...
Im reading an autobiography by Lisa maxwell Shes in the bill and on loose women... Got it as a gift- quite like autobiographys Im enjoying it....but she refers to her looks alot? Im almost getting te...