http://www.dailymail....ary-school-pupil.html There are some miserable individuals around, begrudging a mere £2.90 on every school child, on something that they can treasure for the rest of...
Why other than padding out a fairly thin quiz show, does Alexander Armstrong repeat every single f****** question as if contestants and audience are complete imbeciles?
Is he paid by the word?...
Reported in the Newcastle Evening Chronicle U.K. recently: Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless. And so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it is...
Wednesday morning. Cloudy but mild here in Gloucestershire. We could have some wet stuff later we are told. Oh well, I suppose we need it. :o]
Have a happy day everyone....
Do you remember little sayings in your family, some of which may have been passed down from Grandparents. Some could be regional depending where you live. I remember: Its black over Bill's mothers...
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the...
Note to Wife A Travelling man left the snowballed streets of Essex for a holiday in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel,...
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Strewth, talk about Dyson with death. Paddy says: "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador." "Sod that...
Once knew a Mr.Pick---initial was R. was he round the bend? Once knew a Dr.Soul---initials were A.R. say no more! Once knew a Mr.Coker-was a coal merchant. Anymore funny names and occupations anyone?...
I've pretty much been an atheist, that is I find the idea of a God preposterous, since I was in my mid teens. Admittedly, I will go to Mass on occasions such as weddings, funerals, anniversaries and...
Got to knock up a 'bird' outfit for my daughters school play. I thought about inflating a balloon and wrapping it in paper mache to do for the head. Whats the best glue to use for the paper mached? I...
A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan . They would get together two...