to anywhere in the country or perhaps even the world when you retire ( your dream place ) where would you choose ? I would love to move to The Lake District, somewhere right in the middle of all those...
Although it is a little on the chilly side it is almost sunny her in Scotland today - is spring just around the corner? http://www.jokeoverfl...around-the-corner.jpg I am away to hug a kittie - they...
we all know the usual ones that are mistaken - your, you're etc - but this question is not about all those common ones - i was just thinking about the less common ones... over the last 6 months -...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocery store and while she was gone a criminal broke into her house, took her clothes off of the line,...
...but not with honey (yuk) At the mo I'm using two sweeteners then stirring in some Options chocolate drink powder ( banana and Turkish Delight are both gorgeous !!) but I don't want to get bored....
Apologies if this has been told before. I was feeling quite low last week so I rang The Samaritans they put me through to a call centre in Pakistan, I told them that I was feeling suicidal, they got...
MY mothers uncle who died an old man in the early 60s had a saying that he'd say to anyone moaning about being skint. He'd say "dont worry, when your shoes are worn out you will be back on your...
An Aussie trucker walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The trucker says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's...
Whats the difference between jam and marmalade? . . . . . . . . . . you can't marmalade your cock up your wife's a4se. . . . . . I went to a strawberry picking contest the other day. . . A girl with...
