noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she...
Went out with friends last night to see Anton du Beke and Erin. Had no great expectations having never watched Strictly which is just as well. £40 to be totally bored for 2 hours. Best part of...
Why do some folk hand wash their dishes and then put them in the dishwasher. Seems a bit of a waste of time/effort/water to me? I do scrape of the worst of the debris before I stick them in the...
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all...
Just booked a weekend visit to Edinburgh for my birthday and it happens to coincide with the weekend of the 15th. Anybody got any suggestions of what to do over that weekend? We're all aged from...
Hi folks :) My question to you is this: Is there an old (how old may depend on you) that constantly plays in your head, that is to say comes to mind whether prompted or not. Just for the record mine...
Hey guys, I had an abusive partner for many years, our relationship gladly ended about five years ago now but I am STILL receiving mail for him. I have registered with the MPS who say they will stop...
Nothing reported since 8th February? I am saddened. Maybe everyone is like me - disillusioned at seeing nothing out of the window during the RSPB weekend - as usual!! I saw 5 magpies at the weekend...
Can anyone recommend a good owl sanctuary or owl charity as I owls my life. A little while ago I lost my job the stress drove me to drink which then led to me cheating on my wife of twenty years and...
Got to have my daily moan or I'll go nuts. Steve Wright in the Afternoon - does it annoy anyone else that he says "skelington" instead of skeleton? Know it's supposed to be funny but just...
These are all 100% true. I thought they were hysterical! 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: " This really is a lovely horse - I once rode her mother" 2. Pat Glenn,weightlifting...