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CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARD BEFORE YOU DIE !!!

Reported in the Newcastle Evening Chronicle U.K. recently: Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless. And so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it is...

ummmm

I don't love my Mum...

She was a great Mum....I just didn't bond with her. Anyone else feel like that?...

sidkid

Tottenham Hotspurs

have confirmed they have signed two unknown, young French players. Didi Paytax and Didi Bolloxs will arrive on Friday....

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Wednesday morning. Cloudy but mild here in Gloucestershire. We could have some wet stuff later we are told. Oh well, I suppose we need it. :o] Have a happy day everyone....

Ann

Little sayings passed down generations ...

Do you remember little sayings in your family, some of which may have been passed down from Grandparents. Some could be regional depending where you live. I remember: Its black over Bill's mothers...

marval

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the...

Jemisa

Note to wife.

Note to Wife A Travelling man left the snowballed streets of Essex for a holiday in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel,...

Caribeing

Beautiful Women, Ugly Men

Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller, Woody Allen and Mia Farrow etc Is beauty really in the eye of the beholder or is it power and money....

marval

Repeats

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Strewth, talk about Dyson with death. Paddy says: "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador." "Sod that...

keyholekatebaron

Unfortunate Names

Once knew a Mr.Pick---initial was R. was he round the bend? Once knew a Dr.Soul---initials were A.R. say no more! Once knew a Mr.Coker-was a coal merchant. Anymore funny names and occupations anyone?...

flobadob

Okay, so I'm an atheist, what now?

I've pretty much been an atheist, that is I find the idea of a God preposterous, since I was in my mid teens. Admittedly, I will go to Mass on occasions such as weddings, funerals, anniversaries and...

Booldawg

Making paper mache

Got to knock up a 'bird' outfit for my daughters school play. I thought about inflating a balloon and wrapping it in paper mache to do for the head. Whats the best glue to use for the paper mached? I...

starone

Three Holy Men and a Bear

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan . They would get together two...

divegirl

Ekkkkkk!

Well, just had a call from the hospital and they have moved my surgery date forward, so I'm going in on Monday now! Had to make a couple of frantic calls to make sure mates could still do as arranged...

HAZELDEAN

Galloway Gazette x-word

9ac. a atrt you should'nt undercook (8) ?A?E?E?? 5D. old rogue has to travel around (6) ?A?S?T

hippyhoppy

Christening...

Have been invited to my cousins, daughters Christening.. does that make me an Auntie of some description.... and heads up re a quirky gift... thanks...

dickythecook

Italian captains new job

First day did not go well http://i44.tinypic.com/3481poz.jpg[,...

AB Editor

Onwards and Downwards February 2012

Onwards and Downwards Continues in February Looks like everyone is making a special effort at the start of the year after the indulgence over the holidays. Well done to everyone!!! With Valentine's...

Traci66

Just had to share this.

Driving with my daughter she asked me, 'Can we eat sheep?'. Certain I hadn't heard the question correctly, I asked her to repeat it several times, which she did getting more irate each time, 'I know...

WF8MAN

Do you dread birthdays?

Are you like me and don't want a fuss over it of do you go the whole shebang and hold a party, complete with poppers, streamers, the lot!

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