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CARDIOLOGIST FUNERAL

This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral... A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge...

zabado

The Wife.

The wife has a nickname for me.strawberry. Apparently,it's because I'm nice and sweet. I have a nickname for my wife.blueberry.It's because she's the size of a hill....

ladyalex

Mad over Fifties Club

The Club is now Open. Not feeling too great at the moment, so will just open up and leave the Club is the capable hands of other members. Will pop in later if possible. :-((...

maggiebee

What's it Called?

Want to buy one of these little machines that shaves the "boolies" off your jumpers. Anyone know what they're called?

smurfchops

Searching on Facebook

If someone signs into Facebook and looks up my facebook page without poking me or asking to be my friend (eg anonymously) would I know they have been looking at my page?

roxie_09

The harcombe diet

Hi all, I am looking at starting this diet on Monday (I'm working nights till then so see no point in starting over the weekend). I have read a bit on it and have ordered the book to find out even...

chaptazbru

My Dear I wanted to tell you by Louisa Young

Recently finished reading this book. Has anybody else read it and what did you think?

mrs.chappie

Unusual street names....

Just been looking up a route I'll be taking soon, in the Doncaster area, and there's a road called 'Blow Row'. Do you have an unusual road name in your area?...

excelsior-1

word and number play

i love messing around with words and numbers. one of my favourites is .... yyuryyubicuryy4me (i solved it in thirty seconds when i first saw it) who will be the first to have a go? and does anyone...

TheOtherHalf

Easter theme bit of fun

How about seeing if you can name a celebrity, song or film with some connection to Easter just for a bit of fun. I will start with The chicken song and My Easter Bonnet...

chrisrob

One liners

Anatomy - something that everybody has but somehow looks better on a girl Bachelor - a fellow that can take women or leave them, and prefers to do both. Mistress - something between a mister and a...

10ClarionSt

What is it with the Olympics?

Every time I see Seb Coe, he talks about "a major cultural event taking place in this country in August". I always thought the Olympic Games was a sporting event where participants tried to...

dibble1

Is anybody else as fed up with seeing this ad as I am? If I did need a dating service I would not use this one as its ad has drove me nearly to the point of insanity. (Oh and the woman on the SCS ad's...

starone

Grins and Snickers

I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries....

starone

The Tax Man

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, “I notice you buy a lot of...

marval

Facebook

The 76-year-old woman walked down the hallway of Clearview Addictions Clinic, searching for the right department. She passed signs for the "Heroin Addiction Department (HAD)," the...

Sqad

Characters.

CB has lost, for varying reasons,many colourful characters over the past few months which in my opinion has left a noticeable void. However......the one that i miss most, is Dr Filth a guy from...

nextqueen

still incredible

Has something happened to you in the past that has been so painful and incredible to get over that now when you look back on it, you just cant believe it ever happened? im going through that now after...

fruitsalad

Number 2's

Sorry not the nicest of questions but how many times a day do you have a number 2 and is it the same time of the day it's just I need to go as soon as I wake in the morning and then can sometimes go...