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Smowball
Was watching it late the other night and spotted a real blooper. In the outback when Mick ties up 2 of the "baddies" who are following him, heleaves Sue to guard them with a rifle. She...
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Zhukov
..would the expense be justified,or are Budgies a bit tone-deaf?
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peashaq
You may take our lands You may take our oil You may take anything you can lay your hands on But you will never take us seriously That's why we don't like you Sorry, just spent a few days in England...
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sg
I clip my keys to the right rear belt hoop and have done for over twenty-five years, probably since I was first given my own housekeys. I've never given a moment's thought to where other people keep...
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modeller
Should our leaders follow the Aussie example. http://silentsspeech....nister-does-it-again/...
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dickythecook
So there I was on Susanna Watch and they brought on the guy who found all the watches down the drains. It seemed to me that they were treating him as a rare find, one person was actually HONEST in...
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starone
Third week of entering the Health Lottery and I have won £50. Amazing, especially so since I have been entering the National Lottery ever since it started and only won a couple of tenners. I...
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joggerjayne
Is there a song that goes ... "She wears (something, something) and a hula hula skirt ..." ? sqad mentioned hula skirts on another thread, and now I've got this stupid tune in my head, which...
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tiggerblue10
I bought some cheese spread yesterday but didn't check the use by dates before buying and one of them said 25/01/12 and the other 12/02/12. I know I should have checked the dates myself but should the...
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genthon
Will a fruit pie be safe to eat when exp date is Feb last year? Even if ok I guess quality won't be good?
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ladyalex
The Club is now Open Good evening all on another rather chilly night. Do come in and make yourselves comfortable here in front of the fire in the Great Hall whilst we await the usual sumptuous array...
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NoMercy
We're having fragrant lamb with spinach and aubergine, served with basmati and poppadoms. What about you? X...
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Jemisa
noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she...
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xLilacFairyx
Salad Cream, Mayo, mustard, butter, white bread, brown bread, wrap, salad, bun?????? Canna decide for tomorrow's lunch....
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hollie1586
Oh Mr Porter, what shall I do? My wife went off to Muir of Ord and left me in the loo........ Keep it relatively clean but funny!...
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maggiebee
Went out with friends last night to see Anton du Beke and Erin. Had no great expectations having never watched Strictly which is just as well. £40 to be totally bored for 2 hours. Best part of...
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2shortplanks
Why do some folk hand wash their dishes and then put them in the dishwasher. Seems a bit of a waste of time/effort/water to me? I do scrape of the worst of the debris before I stick them in the...
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maggiebee
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all...

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