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Jemisa

He's behind You!!!

. Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8. .. I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they...
14:21 Tue 03rd Apr 20127 answers, last by Jemisa 15:00 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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AB Editor

Extinction of the Human Race

16:44 Mon 02nd Apr 201276 answers, last by Spoonboy 04:15 Tue 21st May 2013
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wolf63

"Cat man do" - the cartoon clip explains it all

I was sound asleep, cocooned in my nice feather duvet, and I planned on sleeping for many more hours. Alas I was rudely awakened by a Monster so evil and devious that he defied description. Needless...
05:08 Tue 03rd Apr 201212 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:00 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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pips1

Phone & Broadband

Sorry to put this in Chatterbank but do any of you think BT is the best deal going at the moment for free calls from landlines and broadband? TIA
23:03 Mon 02nd Apr 201214 answers, last by pips1 00:13 Wed 04th Apr 2012
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tinkerbell23

Todays Moan

Awwww i am just NOT a morning person.... I hate people talking to me when im just up!! I got up for a pee earlier and as soon as my feet touch the floor mum thinks i am now up and comes in talking...
10:07 Tue 03rd Apr 201246 answers, last by tinkerbell23 16:40 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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tinkerbell23

Cant believe it!!

A week ago i was sunbathing in my garden!!! Its a snow blizzard now lol Freak weather!!!...
09:53 Tue 03rd Apr 201241 answers, last by tinkerbell23 11:37 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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meridian

food you can eat from the garden

thank you for any help given in advance, no number of letters given to the answers, 1. One of five plus ce 2. another for the oyster plant 5 everyone in the middle of the shot 6, tom thumb comes to...
22:55 Mon 02nd Apr 20126 answers, last by maggiebee 23:00 Mon 02nd Apr 2012
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marval

Court quotations

The following quotations are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts by Charles M. Sevilla and are things people actually said in court. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said...
22:31 Mon 02nd Apr 20127 answers, last by Annna 10:26 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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starone

Snow Joke

Lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, 'What is your name?' 'I can't tell you,' the black man says. Every...
20:34 Mon 02nd Apr 20125 answers, last by Avatar 15:52 Thu 05th Apr 2012
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McMouse

Just been to Watford....

.....makes High Wycombe seem civilised. What's your least favourite Town?
14:47 Mon 02nd Apr 201250 answers, last by owdhamer 21:01 Mon 02nd Apr 2012
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mccfluff

huntes chicken

to save arguments about what constitues hunters chicken, this one is chicken wrapped in bacon with cheese and a bbq sauce i've never had it before as i hate bbq sauce (yes i know) but what do you have...
13:50 Mon 02nd Apr 201223 answers, last by mccfluff 11:22 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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piggynose

accents...

When US Americans can't differentiate between accents from the British Isles, they can get into a lot of trouble. To wit: I was in a pub last night and saw two "girls of size" (as PC now...
11:10 Sat 31st Mar 20128 answers, last by douglas9401 14:49 Mon 02nd Apr 2012
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marval

Thoughts From a Wandering Mind

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I...
22:45 Fri 30th Mar 20126 answers, last by marval 16:32 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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bellazella

Pouring Yoghurt

For me, their something not right about it, anyone else slightly squiffy about trying this?
22:55 Fri 30th Mar 20126 answers, last by woofgang 18:00 Sat 31st Mar 2012
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craft1948

I have been barred from the Co-op!!

I have apparently been barred from the local Co-op for being rude and aggressive towards one of the checkout 'ladies'. I wouldn't mind but the 'lady' in question would make Attila the Hun seem like...
17:32 Fri 30th Mar 2012114 answers, last by tiggerblue10 18:34 Mon 16th Apr 2012
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cozzer

television programmes

1 a member of the military police [6] 2 sign of the zodiac [8] 3 fund raising by selling tickets [7] 4 tree that bears nuts [6]
15:47 Fri 30th Mar 20128 answers, last by cozzer 19:27 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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Jemisa

The Jump!

A young man joins the Air Force. He writes to his father, saying that he is really frightened about the upcoming parachute exercises. A few months later he gets leave and goes home. His father asks,...
12:07 Fri 30th Mar 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:10 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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CailinDeas

10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER!

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an...
15:06 Fri 30th Mar 20123 answers, last by 4candles 16:34 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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redvanman

Idiot's

Our country is run by idiots after listening to this weeks comments on fuel and pasties this is why it country is in the SH*T
10:37 Fri 30th Mar 201235 answers, last by maggiebee 15:05 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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micmak

Loch of Lowes......

For anyone interested 'Lady' is back for the 22nd year. She arrived this morning at 8.31 am.
10:50 Fri 30th Mar 201211 answers, last by micmak 16:12 Fri 30th Mar 2012

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