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Two men are on death row?

T The warden asks them what they would like as a last request. "I'd like to hear the bag pipes one more time" said the first man. "Very well" said the warden. "And what do you...

marval

Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at...

Zhukov

screensaver

What is your Screensaver..and is the image relevant/part of your life..or just something amusing/weird/silly?

LochNessMonster

Poll : If caught with an itchy bottom in public, do you scratch it or hide to scratch it?

This always seems to happen when your in a department store ? I hide, as I shy ? Nessie TLNM...

rowanwitch

How cute is this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/17028940 Its almost too small to get your head round... I'd love to see some for real...

andy-hughes

Need to know versus would like to know.

This morning, a national tabloid has a large picture showing the bath in which Whitney Houston died, confirming that the water is still in it, and her body had been removed moments before. Personally...

Smowball

Any silly eating habits?

I only eat the yolk of a boiled egg and always leave the white. Same with a fried egg - I only eat the yolk and leave the white on the plate! When my friend eats chips she bites each end off and...

Gromit

Standard English vs normal speech

Hiya, I would be grateful if you would read this link about a school in Sheffield that has banned what it calls 'slang'. http://www.telegraph....-slang-in-school.html I think it is idiotic and is...

shooty

DRIVE THROUGH CASH MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-Through Cash Machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new...

Noraq

If you won a Cruise holiday in a raffle..or the cash equiv...which would you take?

Just asking =)

Essaitch57

Thumb Test

Women blink twice as often as men. One human hair can support 3 kg. The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats...

micmak

When the Boat comes in.

Have just finished watching the 4 series box set. It is absolutely brilliant. With TV being so rubbish lately we decided to buy a few series that we missed first time round. Can anyone recommend any...

funkyrich

Singles day?

Why can't there be a single's day to acknowledge the single community? We do exist you know. Bloody Valentine's day....

LochNessMonster

On this Valentines day, was wondering if you had a special song that you both share?

This is ours, as I was singing it on stage the night we met 12 years ago ? ...

TheOtherHalf

Phily Coleslaw

Phillyslaw Prep time 15 minutes Serves: 8 Ingredients 1 small celeriac, approx 450g peeled weight 450 g carrots, peeled 180 g Philadelphia Extra Light Juice of 1 lemon Freshly ground black pepper 25 g...

boswell8228

hip operation

has anyone used a slumber support to help sleeping after a replacement hip operation.

peashaq

St Valentine Day Massacre

A baby seal walks into a club...

Connemmara

sorry had this on another p0sting - Working at at later age

would any of you feel it would be stupid of me to look for a job at this late day - I have taken a feeling to work in a bar to get me out of the house - I am 50-59. I am willing to work at anything in...

peashaq

Bob Monkhouse

said "When I was young I told everyone that when I grew up I was going to become a comedian; they all laughed. They're not laughing now."

wendilla

Everyone's a comedian nowadays

Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn't avoid the o dd gag. When he radioed dispatch and said "It's Houston ,we have a problem".

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