Thanks to you all for previous advice. The mystery of the cat poo on the lawn has been solved. Not a cat but a fox. His card has been marked. Have apologised to all the local cats for miscalling them...
http://www.guardian.c...-referendum-yes-or-no We have heard much regarding the Falklands, let's now get a little nearer to home, I refer of course to the Scottish question. Mr Cameron is offering the...
T The warden asks them what they would like as a last request. "I'd like to hear the bag pipes one more time" said the first man. "Very well" said the warden. "And what do you...
Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at...
This morning, a national tabloid has a large picture showing the bath in which Whitney Houston died, confirming that the water is still in it, and her body had been removed moments before. Personally...
I only eat the yolk of a boiled egg and always leave the white. Same with a fried egg - I only eat the yolk and leave the white on the plate! When my friend eats chips she bites each end off and...
Hiya, I would be grateful if you would read this link about a school in Sheffield that has banned what it calls 'slang'. http://www.telegraph....-slang-in-school.html I think it is idiotic and is...
A new sign in the Bank reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-Through Cash Machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new...
Women blink twice as often as men. One human hair can support 3 kg. The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats...
Have just finished watching the 4 series box set. It is absolutely brilliant. With TV being so rubbish lately we decided to buy a few series that we missed first time round. Can anyone recommend any...