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The Irish Golfer...

Irish Golfer A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him....

marval

Celibacy

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Ken and his wife, Janet, listened to the instructor declare. 'It is essential that...

NoMercy

The Olympics Poll

Are you: 1) Looking forward to it? 2) Dreading the disruption? 3) Not really bothered?...

west ham fan

eggs

eggs benadictine, I dont know if I have spelt it right, but how do you make it, please, thankyou WHF

emmie

if you knew then what you know now

what would you change, if anything?

TWR

How many?

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albaqwerty

Worried about my 18 year old

He came in from work, showered, changed and is listening to Classical music at full bung :D

AB Editor

Gritting/Salting Pavements

EvianBaby

Does your council grit the pavement?

Just seen someone on Facebook having a big old moan because our parish council has not gritted the pavements, although they seem to have done a good job on the roads and it occurred to me that I don't...

joggerjayne

Is This Scottish Slapstick Soup Netball

I've microwaved a can of Baxter's Cullen Skink. Is that Scottish? It sounds Scottish. If so, then I'm eating it in honour of Scotland, for entertaining everyone (not that I actually saw it until...

bookboo

Dawn French - Weight Loss

I've always admired her and watched her on TV when I was growing up. I always thought she looked great and she is a very pretty woman. She obviously looks fantastic with the weight loss, but she looks...

marval

Honeymoon

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't...

Steve.5

Are you aware of your station in British life

as a second class citizen ? Or do you consider us all to be equal ?...

carolegif

60 Year Ago Today - What were you doing?

I got run over by a lorry after being let out of school early due to the death of George VI! My Nan said it was all 'that woman's' (Mrs Simpson's) fault!!!

lankeela

Is there anyone on tv that you fancy

I don't mean the normal celebrities, someone who is on a programme or the news sometimes. I like the auctioneer who wears the striped jacket on Homes Under The Hammer, I think he has got a really...

granny grump

Update on my niece

My niece has been in incredible pain for the last 10 days following her kidney & pancreas transplant. She was screaming the ward down on Friday and the surgeon was worried that one of the organs...

annettek

well known sayings

can anyone help with the following sayings? TO H??? M??? I???? IN T?? F??? TO C?? O??? E??? O?? thanks...

flobadob

Funny.

I'm enjoying these, thought I'd share http://www.funny-emai...tag/friday-afternoon/...

tara20

Installing a Husband

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which...

mdenning

Sunday Express £1000 Crossword Sunday February 5th 2012

5 down 10 letters i have l---i-s--- thankyou

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