There's a new garlic diet going around. You don't lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance. Man to clerk in DVD store: "I'd like to exchange this diet-and-workout DVD for one of...
My wife passed away nearly 10 years ago leaving me with 2 daughters. I have gone to various clubs and have been approached by 3 women to date and have formed a friendship. In every case I have...
I held the door open for a
gorgeous blonde in the pub last
night.
My wife said, '' You've never held
the door open for me.''
I said, '' what about the time you threatened to leave.''...
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time. 2. All idiots after reading 1. will try it. 3. They will discover 1. is a lie 4. You are smiling now because you are an...
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He...
Need to use both up in the next couple days. Im a beginner with quark, Ive never used it before. Can anyone suggest a recipe to use these up? It cant have any other 'cheese' in it tho as hubby hates...
I am currently starting up a mobile tanning buisness and a would really like help with a name I want to expand and add in more treatments. I would like it to have something t do with a swan??? Can...
I thought Jonathon Ross went a bit far tonight - when interviewing the lovely David Beckham - what was he doing showing everyone his underpants - I think he was trying to embarriss Beckham but only...
Just moved my feeder to a new position - the feral pigeons had taken full possession at the old site and were in danger of getting too fat to fly. Interesting to watch the various birds working out...