A certain famous chef was arrested recently in Tescos for shop lifting. When he went before the judge he asked him, "What did you steal?" he replied: a bottle of wine. The judge asked her...
It was the night of George & Edna's wedding. George came in the bedroom to notice Edna standing on her head with her legs in the air wide open. George looked startled and said to his wife...
My grandfather was from Suffolk and had a few phrases I remember him saying to me as a child. When we asked what was for dinner he'd say 'Bread and pullit'. Then in answer as to what to buy from a...
They seem to be very popular. What is it about them that draws the viewers?
I dont find them remotely realistic, but still they are the most popular programmes on TV....
I remember posting once before about the perils of the self service tills. Now Antony Worrall Thompson has been arrested for shop lifting after he failed to scan cheese and wine in Tesco....
...When my mother married my father in 1938,she didn't change her name as it was the same.Then in 1966 my brother married and his bride didn't change her name either for the same reason. Have you had...
Which celebs/actors would you class as ugly? Yeah I know this may seem like a mean thread and I don't want any "I bet you're not perfect yourself!" comments. Only bother answering if you're...
Have just rfeceived an offer to buy an Official Diamond Jubilee Coin for £9.99. The coinis finished with 24 carat gold plating and has a pportrait of Queen Elizabrth II. The coin itself is a...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I...
If you could have selected the year you were born , what year would you have selected and where ? I would go for 1934 and the America West. Been 16 for the start of the 50's - love that era and the...
My passport expires in september 2012 i plan to travel to portugal for 1 week in june 2012 must i renew my passport prior to travelling or can i wait until i get back?
Where can I buy a Sony NASE300HD Giga Juke Micro System With IPod Dock? iv searched Google and all websites I can find, Argos have it advertised at £179.99 but say its out of stock there was one...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16443240They're making it sound like an epidemic. I mean, what percentage of the population have some amount of alcohol 7 nights of the week?...