I thought it was funny. On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing...
10. Everything's dine- problem solved! (4,4,5) 13. Create trouble (5,4) 16. Inaccurate (3,3,4) 23. Stuff with ecstacy (7,3,3) 27. Tit for tat (1,6,3,2,6) 30. It's what I want to be,I sing (6,4) 45. We...
Quick crossword 1a Unease in a new environment (7,5) c?l?u??????? 11d Instance of citing (8) ?e?s?r?? 5d Insincere (6) Im looking for something sweet and sticky (10) and so far have pncsysao?? Running...
I'm still stuck on these ones.... 1. Babe, Peppa and Percy warm in bed (4,2,8) 2. Unlike her father's, Lilibet's is flawless (6,6) 3. Doubly endless imagination bring gifts (4) 4. Conveyance sounds...
1. Deep and crisp claws seen roundabout (9) 2. A pommie tan is what you get mixed at Christmas (9) 3. 34th Street is where it happened (7) 4. This servant puts her foot in it eventually (10) 5. A sort...
Just checking tv listings for Christmas week found Celebrity Mastermind 23/12, is it me or what? am I getting old is there anyone like me on ab and never heard of any of these people?. My idea of...
All the answers are girls names, the clues are pictures, eg. M&Y Mandy, picture of shell + Y Shelly The one I am stuck on is the picture of a small hand held bell nothing else, will it be Belle or is...
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably...
I don't know why I watch him anymore - he proper winds me up. Hardly any of his tricks (and I use the term "trick", very loosley) use what I would call traditional magic (sleight of hand, etc) .......
Can anyone please help this thicko with these questions? 1. Gravel rash (1) 2.Very different from divorces in Poland (2) 3. Eggs - it's nice to scramble (1) 4. BONSITEHIRABER (anagram) 5. It's not...
My wife and I were remeniscing about cowboys at the ABC minors little boys and girls cinema club (6d) now 3p. We talked about the Lone Ranger & Tonto, Cisco Kid and Pancho(?), Hopalong Cassidy and...
..I grew up with Bronco ,Gunsmoke and Rawhide I know its not pc anymore t shoot injuns ,but I do miss them.
What was your favourite?
For me The Alamo and the Lone Ranger...
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!"...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2480831/The-spirit-England-Home-grown-whisky-hit-high-street-Marks-amp-Spencer-bottles-brand.html Will this stop Scotland holding us over a barrel (pun...
The couple were the talk of the village 50 years of happy marriage, the reporter from the local paper asked the husband the secret, he said "well it dates back to the honeymoon, we went on a trip to...
