Is anyone else getting really fed-up with the Gail saga. I know what Nick and Kylie did was wrong but at that moment they were both feeling rejected and found comfort in each other...that`s life. Gail...
Who is the surgically enhanced old biddy that advertises the freeview box. I'm sure I should know her but both me and my friend can't tell who she is but there is something familiar about her. Sorry...
Just writing on the other thread about looking out of window just now and seeing large footprints down the centre of our road spoiling the pure untrodden snow, reminded me of a wise old quote a...
My kids keep making fun of my Alzheimer's..............................................
Wait till the little sh!ts wake up on Christmas morning and find no eggs under the bonfire....
> > Golf Panties................................................................ > > The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her > ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up...
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind...
Sitting in the old folks home,Madge moaned to Bessie,"I can't believe I'm going to die a virgin" "Don't be so bloody ridiculous,,"replied Bessie,"you've been married three...
.... has told his players not to be distracted by the controversy surrounding the 'wonga.com' sponsorship.
he said just play as best they can - and give 2535%...
COLIN................................A rich man living in Chelsea London decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his friends and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh! " The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man...
A man walks into a pub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1Penny. "One penny?!" exclaimed the bloke The barman replied, "Yes...
Decathlete Daley Thompson or Sir Steve Redgrave? Or somebody else, say Dame Kelly Holmes? Their respective achievements are here. http://www.dailymail....-ceremony-honour.html Personally I would like...
Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?" "I died of shame!" she...