i can make a great fruit cake but sponges no ,today I have just attempted cupcakes they are in the oven as we speak hope they are ok, my sponges from passed attempts could have been used as discus x
a couple who are addicted to having sex in multi-storey car parks are caught by the police and found guilty of public indecency.The judge said they were wrong on so many levels x
husband : "guess what .on my way to work I heard the postman say he'd seduced every woman on this street except one"
wife: "huh! I bet it's that stuck up madam at number 23"...
i was talking to my granddaughter about a person I know who I met at bingo I said she's the one that f's and blinds but has a heart of gold ,granddaughter looked at me funnily and said how can she...
a man meets a girl in a bar 'would you like to come back to my place' he asks .'i'm not into casual sex 'she says.
'all right then ,i'll wear a tie '....
after reading about the shop lifter I can't help thinking that perhaps our parents and police had the right idea of a clip round the ears or legs for wrong doing ,most people I know say it didn't do...