husband : "guess what .on my way to work I heard the postman say he'd seduced every woman on this street except one"
wife: "huh! I bet it's that stuck up madam at number 23"...
i was talking to my granddaughter about a person I know who I met at bingo I said she's the one that f's and blinds but has a heart of gold ,granddaughter looked at me funnily and said how can she...
a man meets a girl in a bar 'would you like to come back to my place' he asks .'i'm not into casual sex 'she says.
'all right then ,i'll wear a tie '....
after reading about the shop lifter I can't help thinking that perhaps our parents and police had the right idea of a clip round the ears or legs for wrong doing ,most people I know say it didn't do...
my mum gave me a plant that looked like the top of a pineapple now after a couple of years it has flowered with a waxy long pink flower with green bits hanging out the end of the flower has anyone any...
I've had some very heated discussions with northeners (hubby included)and scots about swedes which they call turnips ,I say swedes are orange and turnips are white with purple tops .I even took my...