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mallyh

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do you think older women 60+ can wear these ?
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yea!!!!!!!! I finished it xx
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i can make a great fruit cake but sponges no ,today I have just attempted cupcakes they are in the oven as we speak hope they are ok, my sponges from passed attempts could have been used as discus x
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I went to reply to your joke but the answer box has vanished .I thought it was very funny xx
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a man asked his wife why she never blinks during foreplay "I don't have the time "she replies...
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a couple who are addicted to having sex in multi-storey car parks are caught by the police and found guilty of public indecency.The judge said they were wrong on so many levels x
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i see on page 2 they have apologised for missing a clue last week and accepted entries with it missing x
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husband : "guess what .on my way to work I heard the postman say he'd seduced every woman on this street except one" wife: "huh! I bet it's that stuck up madam at number 23"...
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songs about cats and dogs .. i'll kick it off with .moggie may .x
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i was talking to my granddaughter about a person I know who I met at bingo I said she's the one that f's and blinds but has a heart of gold ,granddaughter looked at me funnily and said how can she...
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I can't do the link but look up the Scottish grandma reading the wonky donkey to her grandchild I found it hilarious xx
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I have to give myself a good plucking every few days otherwise i'd end up with a full set why does this happen ?
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can anyone tell me where the mega raffle prize numbers are I've googled everywhere ,they said it started on the 1st September x
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if you were a fruit or veg what would you be ... i'd be a melon ,plenty to hold on to but sweet in the centre x...
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a man meets a girl in a bar 'would you like to come back to my place' he asks .'i'm not into casual sex 'she says. 'all right then ,i'll wear a tie '....
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after reading about the shop lifter I can't help thinking that perhaps our parents and police had the right idea of a clip round the ears or legs for wrong doing ,most people I know say it didn't do...
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I can't do links but there is a story about a dog who thought little girl in sea was in danger so he rescued her .
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nasty neil from corrie was on here last night playing a very caring dad nice to see him acting the good guy x
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just wondering how you are doing I haven't seen the little scots terrier lately xxx

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