celebrating birthdays .i don't .hate getting old ,my cousin phoned and asked did i have anything planned for my 70th to which i replied breathing i hope xx
a grandmother said to her grandson ,i find i only need 3 shops ,specsavers superdrug and greggs .whys that he asks .she replies all i need is specs drugs and sausage rolls .
loved watching this ,those children were just brilliant ,jonnie really encouraged them especially the little girl with her swimming ,possibly a future olympian .
i was wearing (luckily)crop trousers when my knicker elastic failed ,whem i got home the waist and legs were round my thighs and only the gusset was keeping things from total embarrasment have you had...
when ever there is a mail competition a lot of people come on AB to ask for answers ,do they only buy 1 paper to get the comp then rely on others to supply all the answers ,hope they don't win .moan...
went away for the weekend and travelled on the m25 mr mally didn't get out of 2nd gear for most of the journey crawling along at 7 miles an hour it took 3 hours to go 100 miles ,thankfully return...