Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman:...
I am becoming increasingly disillusioned with men. I met a lovely guy at our local medical centre - both of us were taking our children to the same doctor and got chatting. He sent me a text the next...
It's well known that some species of fish on the coral reef have adapted to be able to survive the poisonous sea anemone's sting, which gives them a safe place to hide from predators. What isn't so...
I'm just sorry that poor Farrah's passing will be totally eclipsed by MJ's demise. It will be interesting though to see what kind of funeral he will have! If he's cremated, he'll burn for weeks like a...
My mum used to sing that to me when I was little, and in turn I sang it to mine. Any other memories of funny songs or sayings from childhood? Can you remember Cecil was a caterpillar, Cecil was... and...
A man wanted to go ice fishing. He'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, he made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning his comfy...
ive been advised by the doc's to take Piriton regularly for a while due to possible reaction to anti inflammatroies... anyways - i took 3 pirion every 4hrs yesterday, doc said they would make me feel...
Hello, I have been working with a lady for a few years though have only recently had to work more closely with her. Every time I have asked if she is interested in going to particular jobs she is...
I,t s nice and early so I am doing a couple of threads, theres normally a gr8 band of folk in at this time... I can't stand Without you by Neilsson, She Wears my ring and When a man loves a...
Help - am I being selfish. My fiance has 3 children to his previous marriage - a 19yr old son (he is in the Army), 13yr old son and an 11yr old daughter. We have the younger ones with us on a...
can some please help me understand... me and this bloke has known each other for years, and the last few weeks we have been talkin and texing each other. he keeps telling me how much he likes me and...
I have a friend who has a craving for salt, so much so that she makes herself salt sandwiches. I have another friend who is constantly eating whole lemons (without sugar). Neither of them are...
other answers include 'tall dark and handsome' and 'hung drawn and quartered'. This one is thought to be the means of enjoyment 4 5 3 4 Have drawn a blank with this - any of you bright sparks got any...
