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lindylou16

This is the gods honest truth.the cheeky mare!!

My husband goes to Boots the chemist and asks the young lady, "What's the best thing for yellow teeth?" "How about a brown tie?" she replies.
14:09 Sun 31st May 20091 answer, last by marval 14:16 Sun 31st May 2009
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marval

Texas farmer in Australia.

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at...
14:10 Fri 29th May 20093 answers, last by marval 13:09 Sun 31st May 2009
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nickj1209

Phrases & Sayings

Can you give any information on what type of Japanese poem consists of 17 syllables? Thanks.
12:27 Sun 31st May 20091 answer, last by marval 13:07 Sun 31st May 2009
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rov1200

Is the Swiss way of doing things better?

With the British parliament in chaos and voters unable to put trust of important decisions in their hands is it time to put the power into ordinary British citizens as practiced by the Swiss people?...
00:40 Sun 31st May 200921 answers, last by rov1200 18:46 Tue 02nd Jun 2009
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Whickerman

lost?

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall so he approaches a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!' 'The cop asked, 'What's he like?' The little boy hesitated for a moment and then...
20:49 Sat 30th May 20092 answers, last by lindylou16 14:11 Sun 31st May 2009
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Whickerman

another groaner

A Policeman stopped a motorist in the centre of town one evening. "Would you mind blowing into this bag, sir?" asked the policeman. "Why?" said the driver. "Because my chips are too hot", replied the...
20:42 Sat 30th May 20093 answers, last by marval 23:08 Sat 30th May 2009
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Whickerman

Groaner...

The hunchback of Notre Dame dies so they need to find a new bell-ringer. This guy with no arms comes along and says he can do it. "But you've got no arms!", the church boss cries, to which the guy...
20:36 Sat 30th May 20091 answer, last by marval 23:07 Sat 30th May 2009
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marval

Recruiting any and all pilots

The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base to be opened and...
17:31 Sat 30th May 20092 answers, last by marval 19:47 Sat 30th May 2009
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carla87

Fathers Day

I'm away on holiday for fathers day this year and really want to get a nice wine and cheese hamper with a fathers day balloon delivered to his work, but can't find anywhere that sells balloons and...
16:49 Wed 20th May 20097 answers, last by hc4361 16:38 Sun 31st May 2009
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Angelina10

Help for young family!

Hi. I'm on haringey housing register with 80 points. Me & my husband are trying for a baby but are scared that we won't get enough points to get a place for us once I'm pregnant. We can't afford...
15:28 Sat 30th May 200913 answers, last by bednobs 21:11 Mon 01st Jun 2009
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bensmum

RIP Flossie

Some of my cat loving friends may have come across Flossie in my posts on here. Sadly I had to take the decision today to have her put down. She had another stroke and didn't know where she was, then...
15:10 Sat 30th May 200919 answers, last by leelapops 15:22 Tue 02nd Jun 2009
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padanarm

How do I break in a new suit jacket?

Have got a job interview on Monday (fingers crossed) and bought a new suit (100% wool). There's nothing looks worse than a new suit. How do I break in the suit jacket so it doesn't look like I just...
20:20 Fri 29th May 20096 answers, last by aniani 21:22 Sat 30th May 2009
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giggles321

Pay as you go sim cards

With pay as you go sim cards, do you need to top up your credit "every" month? What if say your ?10 lasts for 2 months is that ok? Last time I had one I did not use it for a couple of months, next...
18:04 Fri 29th May 200910 answers, last by giggles321 17:38 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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cartoon-head

Following on from MWB's thread.

Where were you conceived?
12:08 Sat 30th May 200915 answers, last by Drisgirl 18:30 Sat 30th May 2009
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MWB

Where were you born?

I was born in Toronto, Canada.
11:37 Sat 30th May 200949 answers, last by sleekit-kate 15:11 Sat 30th May 2009
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JockSporran

UK ghettos

I can remember certain parts of Glasgow - not just certain streets but whole neighbourhoods - which were real 'Mad Skull Territory'. You just didn't go into them unless you lived there. They looked...
11:21 Sat 30th May 20097 answers, last by JockSporran 22:48 Sat 30th May 2009
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MWB

Vegemite or Marmite.

Which do you prefer?
11:56 Sat 30th May 200926 answers, last by petal54 14:11 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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the old mill

Keith`s crossword,no 445.

2d Pentland hills thatched v illage,a favourite of Stevenson.(8) (s?a?s???) Mabe Swanston? 16d Inverness-born Whitbread Prize novelist Smith.(3) (??a) 19d Island group renowned for Up-Helly-aa. (8)...
10:58 Sat 30th May 20095 answers, last by the old mill 15:43 Sat 30th May 2009
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sprayer

suggestions please

My next door neighbours have just returned from a cruising holiday and have asked me to put their photo's onto DVD for them so they can view them on the TV, they have asked for ''appropriate''...
10:18 Sat 30th May 200928 answers, last by Dee Sa 10:20 Sun 31st May 2009
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marval

Nobel Prize

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing...
23:33 Fri 29th May 20092 answers, last by marval 10:45 Sat 30th May 2009

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