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McMouse

For sale

Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
17:54 Fri 29th May 20094 answers, last by Lord Unstone 16:56 Sat 30th May 2009
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lindylou16

Ha Ha Hee Hee

A scouser calls the local paper to place an obituary for his late wife. 'Ive only got a fiver, how many words can i have?' He asks, to which the bloke on the other end replies 'that'll get you three...
17:37 Fri 29th May 20091 answer, last by marval 20:14 Fri 29th May 2009
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elgreco

A Yorkshire Tale

There's an old married couple in their 80's born and bred in Yorkshire and living in Leeds. Unfortunately, the wife dies. She is subsequently buried and the husband arranges a headstone. He goes to...
15:25 Fri 29th May 20091 answer, last by marval 16:29 Fri 29th May 2009
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zzxxee

anyone care for a nice cool drink???

leave your orders
14:37 Fri 29th May 200929 answers, last by sleekit-kate 15:15 Fri 29th May 2009
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marval

Snake solves problem

Snake solves problem I was driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day when it began to sleet heavily. My windows were getting icy and my wiper blades were badly worn and quickly fell apart...
21:30 Thu 28th May 20095 answers, last by marval 13:41 Fri 29th May 2009
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HillyHugger

Contagious

Teacher asks the class for a sentence with the word 'contagious' in . Wee Jimmy offers 'measles are contagious' , Sally offers 'birdflu is contagious' then Tommy at the back says ' my dad was talking...
21:01 Thu 28th May 20093 answers, last by squarebear 12:58 Fri 29th May 2009
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NoMercy

Dilemma

If the person you loved most in the world committed a terrible crime, would you report them to the police?
20:51 Wed 27th May 2009132 answers, last by albaqwerty 23:31 Wed 27th May 2009
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tiggerblue10

When you were young

who did you have a crush on? Mine was John Taylor from Duran Duran. I had pictures of him from Smash Hit and Just Seventeen completely covering my walls. hangs head in shame
18:56 Wed 27th May 200928 answers, last by tamborine 20:27 Wed 27th May 2009
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coccinelle

Losing our parents

Do we ever get over losing our parents and loved ones? I lost my father 9 years ago and my mother 3 years ago and here I am still having a bit weep over why they had to go..... I suppose there are...
18:54 Tue 26th May 200929 answers, last by Dollychris 17:38 Thu 11th Jun 2009
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lindylou16

Ha Ha Hee Hee

A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving. "Excuse me do I know you?" he asks. "Yes, I think you are the...
14:27 Wed 27th May 20093 answers, last by antlad 16:07 Wed 27th May 2009
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HillyHugger

2 bums & a dead cat

Two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs. He says to the other bum, "Hey, I...
11:32 Wed 27th May 20097 answers, last by coffeeboy 20:50 Wed 27th May 2009
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scruffbag

should your husband discuss his finances with you?!!

I would appreciate your help please! Could you please tell me if it is normal for your husband not to discuss his own finances with you?!! I am from a family where we discuss everything openly. I find...
14:08 Wed 27th May 200928 answers, last by caththecrazy 07:41 Thu 28th May 2009
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dolphin-

Song titles containing place names

Doing a local quiz about song titles containing place names. Have the first letters of each word and either 'home' (in UK) or 'away' (not in UK) LPHBHDTU - away MBKB - home MYWTS - home SRB - home TDS...
22:24 Tue 26th May 20092 answers, last by dolphin- 17:57 Wed 27th May 2009
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BRIGHT SPARK

rhematoid arthritis

our friend is suffering from RA, it came on very suddenly just before christmas, and now he is quite poorly, the doctors have already prescribed some drugs to combat this condition but they made him...
20:36 Fri 22nd May 200919 answers, last by marval 21:35 Tue 26th May 2009
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sue11

Susan Boyle world class talent or just a good singer who has been massively over hyped?

I would be interested to hear what others think. I must admit to being a bit disappointed with her voice on last nights BGT, I have have heard other singers that are better and am wondering if her...
15:10 Mon 25th May 200919 answers, last by sue11 12:04 Sat 30th May 2009
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starone

White Wine Vinegar

I have been given some white wine vinegar. Can anyone tell me how can I use this? Recipes would be helpful. I hate to waste things!
14:23 Tue 26th May 20095 answers, last by angiealf 10:13 Fri 29th May 2009
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marval

The Hills part 1.

The Hills. Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, are vacationing in Europe; as it happens, in Transylvania. They're driving a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It's late and raining very hard....
13:00 Tue 26th May 20095 answers, last by marval 16:08 Tue 26th May 2009
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McMouse

Hard life

One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbour was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be...
14:26 Tue 26th May 20096 answers, last by Fink-Knottle 18:19 Thu 28th May 2009
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janzman

I just wonder......

Before golf balls were invented- how were hailstones measured? The person who invented the drawing board- what did he go back to before he got it right? The guy who drives the council snow plough- how...
18:07 Mon 25th May 20099 answers, last by dartagnon 07:45 Mon 01st Jun 2009
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rockingian

Stealing food from patiance in hospital

My Next door neighbour works in our local hospital as a ward cleaner and been there for years she told she cought some cleaners who have just been employed from another country !! eating the patiance...
11:56 Tue 26th May 200923 answers, last by Schutzengel 22:47 Thu 28th May 2009

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