hi, my sistering law is 7 months pregnant & has 3 children. her current landlord has given her 1 week from today to leave the property. does anyone know of a private landlord in the stockport area who...
My friend and I (80) would like to try a cruise but I have to use a mobility scooter. I cannot see any way of getting my scooter to the port/ Does anyone know of any cruise company who hires out...
...................after a while one of them says, "'Ere George, I'm thinking of getting a divorce................my wife 'asn't spoke to me in three months" "I wouldn't rush into things" replied...
Good morning all. Just wanted to share my sad news with all you good peeps on A & N. This morning my lovely cockatiel, Cheeky, died. It was very sudden, he was on his perch last night when I went to...
Paddy wakes up for the third morning in a row with next door neighbours dog barking at 6 am. "Right I'm going to sort them out" he says to the wife. He gets out of bed and goes down stairs. After 10...
Then the ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to...
Two Irishmen and one Chinese are employed as labourers on a building site. Mick in charge of the wheel barrow , Patrick the shovel and Lee the supplies. After a couple of hours the boss decides to...
This fellow went to the doctors complaining of a lettuce being stuck up his rectum. The doctor told him that it could well be just the tip of the iceberg !
Hi, I've been waiting for the last 3 or 4 years for a 'crash' in the market and seemingly it's upon us, however, I live in a 3 bed at the moment but now need a 5 bed and, looking at 1,2 and 3 bed...
Has anyone had any experience of this company, basically for ?1400 they send you a 15 hour DVD set of training in photoshop and various other books etc... on how how to market your product which is...
caller: hi is that Mrs. Walls A : no sorry, wrong number caller: is Mr Walls there? A : no, you must have the wrong number caller: are there any walls there? A : no, you really do have the wrong...
Paddy and Mick are discussing Paddy's forthcoming wedding . . . "I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not," he said. Mick says, "Oh, there's an easy test for that. All you need is some red...
1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.' 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'...
