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Help! I need a team name!!

I am going on a pub crawl soon and we need a fun but not too rude team name. Something to do with 'lord of the rings: fellowship of the ring' any ideas would be great

God'sChild

Domestic Violence before Marriage

Hello, I've got a friend who has just confessed to me yesterday that her fiancee hit her a few days ago due to constant arguments and things she has done & the worst thing is they are getting married...

kev100

viagra

Does anyone here have any knowledge of the system concerning this drug and it's unavailability on prescription. I am told by my doctor that it is only available on a private prescription and will cost...

Ankou

answerbank

ive been here long enough to go grey now, didnt notice that hapen til today, but i was here before a few years back and found it again by accident when i googled something. doesn;t appear to be much...

McMouse

Why the EU is good for us

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the...

richardjhoop

Manhunters

Two girlfriends are chatting. "Have you heard about the new husband shopping centre in town?" one asks."It's a four-floor building where women can go to choose a husband from hundreds of eligible men....

kopend

milk in tea or coffee

do you put milk in first??? tea / coffee

curvybird

Executed

If u were just about to be, wot wud your last meal be, 3 courses . Mines Brussels pate on toast, me mums Lancashire hot-pot then banana fritters with golden syrup xx

lindylou16

For all you Geordies,

A Geordie went to his doctor and said, "hey, Doc, I've got a problem with me sh1te ! It smells of chocolate and coconut!" And the Doc replied, "well, it's bounty man!"

Vodka32

Tv programmes old & new

Set fire to map (7) Horticultural Globe (9,5) Gods Messengers (6) Centre Piece (8) Above & Below (8,10) Staff of Life (5) Hospital Drama (9,4,3) Prickly Acorn (9) Select (4,4,4) Fantastic (10,8)...

carlton23

Annoying Ads

What advert drives you up the wall? I have two I hate. First is the two dogs before and after Paul O,Grady`s breaks, and second the German prairie dog that wears a smoking jacket. Perhaps it`s because...

darcydark

Men who say

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying...

john1066

History

Ayres Rock (Australia). How did it get there?

wwwdotme

My dog is afraid of toast.....

My dog is afraid of toast, can anyone help?

dustypuss

Hemorrhoids

What do you call a T,REX with hemorrhoids A dinosorass

information

ants

Ants have suddenly appeared in the kitchen, I don't know where from. As I never leave food out & clean all services I wondered if anyone has any magical ideas of how the get rid of thee horrible...

McMouse

I No Come Work Today

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need...

curiosity

Two Dyslexics

Two dyslexics walking down the street, one says "I can smell gas" the other replies "Really?...I can't even smell my own name"

omelette

Why?

A serious question about a funny subject. My OH and I were discussing the following earlier today - why does a man's c*ck have a head on the end?! Why not just smooth and rounded? My OH thinks it has...

marval

How all careers end.

Lawyers are disbarred Ministers are defrocked Electricians are delighted / refused Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented Drunks are distilled Alpine climbers are dismounted Piano tuners are unstrung...

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