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Smowball

Gbbo

Won’t say who was eliminated in case you haven’t watched it, but god what a hard week on hottest week of the year!! Ice cream cake?? God lol!...
21:20 Tue 03rd Nov 202023 answers, last by Smowball 19:31 Wed 04th Nov 2020
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Bobbisox1

Oops... Nee Offence Like :0)

https://ibb.co/C5Kw9fR...
22:30 Mon 02nd Nov 20205 answers, last by Bobbisox1 17:01 Tue 03rd Nov 2020
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retrocop

Husband's Revenge

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, from golf decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me." Then she hid under the bed...
14:26 Tue 03rd Nov 20201 answer, last by marval 16:57 Tue 03rd Nov 2020
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Patsy33

Birthday Present

My neighbour says he's in trouble with his wife. She asked for some lorry oil for her birthday. He said, Apparently, it's spelt 'L'Oreal ......
17:51 Mon 02nd Nov 20208 answers, last by Arksided 17:00 Tue 03rd Nov 2020
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Patsy33

Bouncy Castle

I've just finished playing on the bouncy castle. When I got off, I noticed someone had taken my shoes. So, I would like to say, whoever has taken them, "Grow up"!...
17:16 Mon 02nd Nov 20205 answers, last by Baldric 20:14 Sat 14th Nov 2020
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maggiebee

Adoption

Have just adopted a cat called Rosie. Would love to have one with me, but it's just not possible at the moment. This is the next best thing as I will pay for her upkeep at the animal sanctuary and...
11:31 Tue 03rd Nov 202011 answers, last by Cloverjo 16:53 Tue 03rd Nov 2020
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Fanriffic

The Exorcist

Scary stuff. The exorcist is coming round tonight. That’s what we call our mate Dave because when he leaves there’s no spirits left in the house. He drinks them all, whisky, vodka, the lot....
16:34 Sat 31st Oct 20202 answers, last by marval 22:07 Sun 01st Nov 2020
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Rondy

More Puns

I cooked a curry for the Mrs last night but she wouldn't eat it because I put Ginger in it..... Apparently she loved that Cat !!! ___________________________ I went to the Doctor's today and he asked...
12:43 Sat 31st Oct 20202 answers, last by marval 22:06 Sun 01st Nov 2020
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SparklyKid

This Pici Took Years Ago Always Makes Me Smile.

https://ibb.co/3SPdHj5...
14:53 Sun 01st Nov 20209 answers, last by Smowball 21:53 Sun 01st Nov 2020
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nailit

72 Hours Fentanyl Patches

How long before they start kicking in? Thanks....
18:59 Sun 01st Nov 202021 answers, last by nailit 18:28 Mon 02nd Nov 2020
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bobbinwales

You Could'nt Make It Up

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/three-men-essex-rescued-becoming-015628038.htm Hope a done this right...
10:39 Sat 31st Oct 20208 answers, last by douglas9401 15:51 Sat 31st Oct 2020
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murraymints

Happy Birthday Souldarkness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8ihRFV2LFM MANY HAPPIES SOUL XX...
05:20 Sat 31st Oct 20209 answers, last by Souldarkness 16:20 Sat 31st Oct 2020
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webbo3

R.i.p Sir Sean Connery

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54761824...
12:29 Sat 31st Oct 202062 answers, last by brainiac 13:46 Sun 01st Nov 2020
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tiggerblue10

R I P Bobby Ball

https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/bobby-ball-cannon-ball-dead-covid-19-a4573369.html...
09:40 Thu 29th Oct 202028 answers, last by GenuineclAss 18:36 Thu 29th Oct 2020
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Rondy

Egypt Pandemic

The Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns. It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and...
18:41 Mon 26th Oct 20202 answers, last by marval 18:52 Tue 27th Oct 2020
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Rondy

Covid Lockdown

I've had enough of this lockdown now. If Michael Barrymore invited me to a pool party, I'd probably go. ________________________________ Last night on television, I heard a famous psychologist and...
14:52 Sat 24th Oct 20202 answers, last by marval 19:19 Sat 24th Oct 2020
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retrocop

The Jewish Elbow

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the...
14:16 Sat 24th Oct 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 16:35 Sun 25th Oct 2020
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Rondy

More Fun

My mate has invited me to a nudist party next week... It seems strange but to be honest, I might go if I have nothing on! __________________________________________ My optician has just told me that...
07:17 Sat 24th Oct 20203 answers, last by marval 17:24 Sat 24th Oct 2020
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 43

Moderately difficult this week, I think. So I reckon that my score of FOUR is reasonable enough. What about you? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-54642168...
19:29 Fri 23rd Oct 202086 answers, last by Buenchico 20:15 Sat 24th Oct 2020
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-SharonA-

Paddy In The Chippy

Paddy is buying his tea in the chippy.......... "Would you like anything on your chips?" "Does it cost extra?" "Ten pence." "Alright, I'll have four sausages and a steak pie."...
18:45 Fri 23rd Oct 20203 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:15 Fri 23rd Oct 2020

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