just great was lovely and hot all week when we was all working well most off us any way . weekend comes it has not stopped raining , please can everyone do a sun dance we want sun . ,when will it be...
So was sitting in my office minding my own business when in walks the boss: "How do you make a venitian blind?" " Oh, god knows Sir, I don't know, sorry" "You poke him in the eye hahahahahahaha" And...
The courier came back!!!!!!! He had to pick a parcel up and he just stood at my desk staring at me and told me he was back just to see me!! He stopped some colleagues and started telling them he loves...
Hi guys, I wasn't sure where to post this, so I thought i'd try the most popular place! My husband is thinking of working over in france which would mean us all following him obviously. I currently...
I need to send a letter to an important potential new client, who for the pruposes of this question is called Sir Joe Bloggs. For initial contact, how should he correctly be addressed - Dear Mr...
I know that soaps require for the ultimate suspension of belief, but does anyone else think with the extent of the crash that nobody could have survived? Or if they had survived that they wouldn't be...
Hi all. I might be getting a new job son, which will mean I get paid around ?17K + a year. Seeing that I'm 29, single, no children, no savings, and (I think) very little credit history (I only have an...
Can someone settle a completely silly argument me and my friend are having. She says her son who's three should wear underwear under his pyjamas at night. I say he shouldn't. Can anyone help settle...
im finding the woman across the office from me at work increasingly attractive, when the sun reaches her through the window at a certain time of the day it lights up the lovely intricate facial hair...
If money was no object and you had to plan your fantasy wedding, who would you for: 1) Catrering 2) Live Music 3) Guest of Honour Mine would be 1) Keith Floyd 2) The Beach Boys 3) Baroness Thatcher
Whilst out last night, a gentleman commented to me that I looked like someone. Over the music I was unable to hear him, so I had to ask him to repeat it. I still couldn't hear, and he then said, 'you...
my little one woke up late last night after having a nightmare, and then point blank refused to go back to sleep! he had lots of cuddles and reassurance but just decided that it would be more fun to...
I got woken up this morning to my 5 year old son in tears this morning because the cat had 2 holes in her head. I ran down the stairs thinking she had been knocked over but instead found her intact,...