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Is the second coming

imminent? This question might be a bit premature.
08:22 Tue 06th Jul 201012 answers, last by joeluke 09:16 Tue 06th Jul 2010
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Does a scrotal itch

suggest I will be coming into money?
15:47 Mon 05th Jul 20106 answers, last by Crazylegs 18:34 Mon 05th Jul 2010
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This is worthy of our government

In a bid to stem taxpayer losses for bad loans guaranteed by federal housing agencies Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac, Senator Bob Corker (R-Tenn) proposed that borrowers be required to make a 5% down...
14:21 Mon 05th Jul 2010
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Seems Bigfoot

has been sussed.
11:35 Mon 05th Jul 201040 answers, last by China Doll 13:37 Mon 05th Jul 2010
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Conundrum

A neighbour has snapped her washing line. I've got a spare so should I slip her a length?
10:11 Mon 05th Jul 20107 answers, last by McMouse 11:10 Mon 05th Jul 2010
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Three Old School Friends

Rachel, Clare and Samantha haven't seen each other since boarding school. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar. Rachel arrives first, wearing...
08:35 Thu 01st Jul 20103 answers, last by supersuezy24 09:41 Thu 01st Jul 2010
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Learn from your elders

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the senior...
08:32 Thu 01st Jul 20103 answers, last by dustypuss 14:55 Fri 12th Sep 2014
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The day has greatly improved

Murray has lost the first set.
16:06 Wed 30th Jun 201030 answers, last by oscarina 19:53 Wed 30th Jun 2010
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Hot off the press

Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely sh1t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim,...
13:12 Wed 30th Jun 20105 answers, last by McMouse 13:22 Wed 30th Jun 2010
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FA Press Release

Apparently England are changing the 3 lions on the shirt to 3 tampons. A spokesman for the FA said this is to represent the worst period they have ever had....
08:41 Tue 29th Jun 20105 answers, last by rowanwitch 09:16 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course...

A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't. A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another. A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand. A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it...
08:18 Tue 29th Jun 20108 answers, last by Kelvin 08:43 Wed 30th Jun 2010
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Capello to make changes

If he stays on Capello has stated he will make changes. Chuffin walley should have thought about that a few weeks ago.
16:08 Mon 28th Jun 20104 answers, last by squarebear 07:49 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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So what was going on the England Camp?

There were rumours of aggro in the England dressing room leading to the "clear the air meeting". But does anyone know what the trouble was about?
15:19 Mon 28th Jun 20104 answers, last by Awkward 21:36 Mon 28th Jun 2010
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What will he get?

A neighbour punched a passer by without provocation and KO'd him. Witnesses saw the entire thing and confirmed this to the police. The guy who was hit has made an official complaint to the police. If...
15:07 Mon 28th Jun 20103 answers, last by joeluke 07:47 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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What do you think?

My builders didn't turn up this morning. Called to say the van was playing up! The van probably had a full afternoon and evening in the pub car-park yesterday and is a bit tired.
10:25 Mon 28th Jun 20104 answers, last by craft1948 10:52 Mon 28th Jun 2010
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The Power of Alcohol

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! The dad loves his son however, raising...
14:12 Sat 26th Jun 20101 answer, last by AB Editor 11:06 Mon 28th Jun 2010
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Summer Classes for Women

Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3...
09:47 Fri 25th Jun 201024 answers, last by mollykins 14:53 Fri 25th Jun 2010
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On the matter of helmets.

Roundhead or Cavalier?
08:18 Thu 24th Jun 201031 answers, last by TTG 10:32 Thu 24th Jun 2010
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If a man says something in the woods

and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
12:07 Wed 23rd Jun 20104 answers, last by cupid04 13:20 Wed 23rd Jun 2010
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What is an occasional table

the rest of the time?
11:43 Wed 23rd Jun 20107 answers, last by dothawkes31 11:55 Wed 23rd Jun 2010

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