The former prime minister's wife, who sits as a judge as Cherie Booth QC, told Shamso Miah that she would suspend his prison sentence because he was a "religious man". Miah, a devout Muslim,...
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it...
Every so often we hear that scientists have transmitted radio messages out into deep space in the hope of being able to communicate with alien life. If there is life out there it will likely be at a...
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Speckled Hen and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife....
and saw a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands. Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I’ve eloped with my...
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’ Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your...
'Now, you're sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?' he inquired. 'Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot', 'the storekeeper assures him. 'Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the...
The hospital's consulting dietician was giving a lecture to several community nurses from the Southampton area of Hampshire. 'The rubbish we put into our stomachs and consume should have killed most...
An American tourist asks an Irish diver: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fukcin...
If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labour. If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely. If you cross the Afghan border illegally you get...
Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.. Just before takeoff, a rabbi sat down in the aisle seat. After...
This is the infamous one from Donald Rumsfeld. Anyone know any other corkers? "There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are...
