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All power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely

I joined the AB community because it appeared to provide a mix of informed opinion, honest banter and downright abuse. I took a view that I would not engage in personal abuse, nor would I engage in...
23:19 Sat 20th Mar 201011 answers, last by :bez: 23:31 Sat 20th Mar 2010
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No_Ks Thread

Where's it gone?
16:51 Sat 20th Mar 2010129 answers, last by Jan1957 23:45 Sun 21st Mar 2010
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My Perfect Woman

"She can read, write, fcuk, fight even ride a motorbike, and she's the girl whose going to marry me" What's your dream girl?...
14:34 Fri 19th Mar 20109 answers, last by milliezoe 17:06 Fri 19th Mar 2010
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Alternatives to dental floss

Is tampon string OK?
12:15 Fri 19th Mar 201036 answers, last by dragongiraffe 14:53 Fri 19th Mar 2010
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So the Pope has written a letter to the People of Ireland

Does this make it right then?
10:46 Fri 19th Mar 201019 answers, last by theonlyone 12:03 Fri 19th Mar 2010
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On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about...
10:37 Fri 19th Mar 20101 answer, last by marval 16:59 Fri 19th Mar 2010
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Allotment Joke #5

Someone has mysteriously poured oil on my allotment............. The plot slickens.............
09:37 Fri 19th Mar 20103 answers, last by carrust 09:57 Fri 19th Mar 2010
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Allotment Joke # 4

Someone has mysteriously installed an accelerator on my allotment......... The plot quickens............
09:23 Fri 19th Mar 20105 answers, last by carrust 09:36 Fri 19th Mar 2010
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A bloke escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years

He breaks into a house to look for money, beer and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,...
11:02 Thu 18th Mar 20101 answer, last by joggerjayne 11:04 Thu 18th Mar 2010
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My Hero

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other...
09:54 Thu 18th Mar 20104 answers, last by joggerjayne 11:15 Thu 18th Mar 2010
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Legal High from Plant Food.

I just tried a glass of Baby Bio.............It's way out.
17:43 Wed 17th Mar 201015 answers, last by Sandy-Wroe 19:28 Wed 17th Mar 2010
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This needs another outing

A German guy approaches a lady of the night. 'I vish to buy sex viz you.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge 20 an hour.' '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.' 'No problem,' she...
16:42 Wed 17th Mar 20103 answers, last by Justincider 19:32 Sat 20th Mar 2010
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It's bad enough having reading difficulty....

but to name it dyslexia is is like taking the p*ss.
16:28 Wed 17th Mar 20104 answers, last by TWR 21:09 Wed 17th Mar 2010
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What are you not going to do today?

Mrs McM is out for the day and I'm not going to vacuum or empty the kitchen bin.
13:04 Wed 17th Mar 201015 answers, last by jno 13:41 Wed 17th Mar 2010
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Is the Editor getting up your nose?

Is it my imagination or are the various Eds getting more involved in creating threads and posting to other ABers threads. Time was when Ed's job was to moderate, not participate. Anyone else find this...
09:56 Wed 17th Mar 201023 answers, last by McMouse 10:45 Wed 17th Mar 2010
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Watch out Julius

'Tis the Ides of March.
10:37 Mon 15th Mar 20106 answers, last by CARABINT 12:37 Mon 15th Mar 2010
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Scientists discover new element

Oxford University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198...
11:12 Sun 14th Mar 20103 answers, last by boxtops 06:51 Mon 15th Mar 2010
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Poet's Day Chicken Recipe

A waiter asks a man, "May I take your order, sir?" "Yes," the man replies. "Im just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir. We...
13:05 Fri 12th Mar 20102 answers, last by McMouse 14:53 Fri 12th Mar 2010
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Warning - This will happen to you

A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at Gasthaus Gutenberger restaurant because the waitresses there...
12:05 Fri 12th Mar 20102 answers, last by marval 13:30 Fri 12th Mar 2010
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A Mexican, an Arab, and a hot gorgeous blonde Devon girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the...
13:18 Thu 11th Mar 2010

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