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If Charles Darwin was alive now

he could show the back of a £10 note as id. Fancy that.......
15:55 Thu 15th Jul 20104 answers, last by steg 16:04 Thu 15th Jul 2010
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Self indulgent?

Ed gives himself a sticky and only 14 posts since 200 p.m.
15:44 Thu 15th Jul 20105 answers, last by McMouse 15:52 Thu 15th Jul 2010
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13:49 Thu 15th Jul 201011 answers, last by TheOtherHalf 08:13 Mon 26th Jul 2010
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Some men get up with the lark,

while others want a swallow the first thing in the morning.
12:31 Thu 15th Jul 201025 answers, last by McMouse 14:16 Thu 15th Jul 2010
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Is a big girl's blouse

just something worn by big girls or is there a deeper meaning? I need to keep abreast of these things.
08:51 Thu 15th Jul 201037 answers, last by sallabananas 10:00 Thu 15th Jul 2010
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Whoop, Whoop, Whoop

Grollykins has surfaced.
13:49 Wed 14th Jul 20104 answers, last by sallabananas 13:51 Wed 14th Jul 2010
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Fit of remorse

After Nigeria was eliminated from the World Cup the Nigerian goalkeeper personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans who travelled to South Africa. He said he just needs their bank details...
11:04 Wed 14th Jul 20102 answers, last by another-view 11:13 Wed 14th Jul 2010
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Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.Summer Classes for Women

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. *...
08:08 Wed 14th Jul 20102 answers, last by Charlie911 10:35 Fri 16th Jul 2010
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Is Aire on a G String

a thong title or the result of shoddy waxing?
13:00 Tue 13th Jul 20101 answer, last by joggerjayne 13:01 Tue 13th Jul 2010
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If Bombay Duck is

really a fish, then what do you think Peking Duck is?
12:22 Tue 13th Jul 20106 answers, last by mccfluff 12:37 Tue 13th Jul 2010
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Would you pay a head teacher

£231,400?
10:49 Tue 13th Jul 201024 answers, last by EDDIE51 12:05 Tue 13th Jul 2010
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Instead of upsetting a certain person by saying "moist"

I'll use boggy, clammy, damp, dampish, dank, dewy, drippy, drizzly, fenny, foggy, gooey, humid, lachrymose, marshy, maudlin, misty, muggy, mushy, rainy, roric, roriferous, sappy, slushy, soggy, soupy,...
14:21 Mon 12th Jul 201018 answers, last by Bobbisox 14:39 Mon 12th Jul 2010
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Why is the answer

42?
13:48 Mon 12th Jul 201010 answers, last by Hopkirk 14:13 Mon 12th Jul 2010
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Is there a White Police Assocation?

There certainly is for:- Black Women Lesbian & Gay Trans Disabled Muslim Pagan Christian......................... Many of them funded by tax-payers....
10:51 Mon 12th Jul 201015 answers, last by Zeuhl 14:12 Mon 12th Jul 2010
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If you were required to make one solemn vow

Chastity, Poverty or Silence.......................which would it be and why?
08:33 Mon 12th Jul 201015 answers, last by SlackAlice 08:54 Mon 12th Jul 2010
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Thank God it's all over

but I did enjoy watching all those people blowing zuluvulvas.
08:07 Mon 12th Jul 20104 answers, last by joggerjayne 09:16 Mon 12th Jul 2010
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Moat used his dictaphone

Should have used his finger like most people do.
09:06 Sat 10th Jul 2010
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At out-patients clinic this afternoon.

Hysterical situation where the Receptionist - middle aged Asian lady with a very strong accent - was having great difficulty being understood when she called out patients names. It turned to complete...
16:00 Fri 09th Jul 20105 answers, last by stewey 16:20 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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We are taught not to repeat gossip.

What are you supposed to do with it then?
11:31 Fri 09th Jul 20109 answers, last by McMouse 12:05 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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Bring back hanging?

Or should bras be optional?
10:33 Fri 09th Jul 20108 answers, last by Answerprancer 11:10 Fri 09th Jul 2010

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