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Does Absinthe

make the heatbeat wander?
14:38 Wed 28th Jul 20106 answers, last by mccfluff 14:44 Wed 28th Jul 2010
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ASBO's being abolished

Before they go who on AB should get one and why?
14:01 Wed 28th Jul 201019 answers, last by mollykins 14:51 Wed 28th Jul 2010
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Boning a chicken.

I just saw a post in F&D about brining a chicken and it reminded me how much I enjoy boning one.
13:31 Wed 28th Jul 201012 answers, last by ummmm 13:57 Wed 28th Jul 2010
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Bad news

At dawn the telephone rings, 'Hello, Senor? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.' 'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?' 'Um, I am just calling to advise you,...
12:56 Wed 28th Jul 20101 answer, last by piggynose 16:36 Thu 29th Jul 2010
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When visiting the doctor

do you use euphemism to describe things? Bits.............................Genitalia Squits.........................Diarrhoea Bunged up.................Constipated Got any more?...
10:47 Wed 28th Jul 201012 answers, last by mccfluff 11:38 Wed 28th Jul 2010
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Is good health

the slowest means of dying?
10:31 Wed 28th Jul 201015 answers, last by Count-A-Strong 11:14 Wed 28th Jul 2010
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2012 Olympics

Sir Chris Hoy is the first to cycle the 2012 Velodrome..............great news. But why the heck should Michael Johnson a former US sprinter be accorded the honour of being the first to run, albeit on...
12:13 Tue 27th Jul 20102 answers, last by andycappy 12:21 Tue 27th Jul 2010
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Told neighbour she'll need her asphalt

before I get started on the back entry.
09:03 Tue 27th Jul 201013 answers, last by askyourgran 14:08 Tue 27th Jul 2010
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Cameron wants 73 million Turks

to have right of entry to UK. Should we get the kebabs on?
08:34 Tue 27th Jul 201010 answers, last by TTG 09:27 Tue 27th Jul 2010
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For skin dryness

is vaseline the answer?
13:17 Mon 26th Jul 201022 answers, last by TTG 20:31 Mon 26th Jul 2010
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If Ed removes a thread

and my innocent posts disappear with it, does that mean that my "Answers Removed" count goes up?
11:31 Mon 26th Jul 201041 answers, last by joggerjayne 13:47 Mon 26th Jul 2010
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There's a daisy chain

thread in Shopping. Dare I go there?
11:01 Mon 26th Jul 20103 answers, last by rowanwitch 17:51 Mon 26th Jul 2010
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Smut and innuendo free zone

What a relief that CB posts this morning are remarkably free of filth and depravity.
10:01 Mon 26th Jul 201028 answers, last by Captin Kirk 19:14 Mon 26th Jul 2010
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How to save the air-lines

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so...
16:50 Sun 25th Jul 201011 answers, last by laurababy 21:59 Sun 25th Jul 2010
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Combined sex education & RE

at the local school. The kids have named it "Sermon on the Mount"...
10:46 Fri 23rd Jul 20103 answers, last by Booldawg 13:01 Fri 23rd Jul 2010
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Sexual Innuendo

is a hard topic to stay on top of.
09:03 Fri 23rd Jul 201051 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:17 Fri 23rd Jul 2010
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The Eskimo Cookbook (1952)

Recipe (in its entirety) for boiled owl: Take feathers off. Clean owl and put in cooking pot with lots of water. Add salt to taste....
08:18 Fri 23rd Jul 20104 answers, last by piggynose 16:44 Thu 29th Jul 2010
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Technical Issues with laptop

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him...
07:56 Fri 23rd Jul 20102 answers, last by ChuckFickens 08:01 Fri 23rd Jul 2010
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What does "Pram Face"

mean?
16:12 Thu 22nd Jul 20106 answers, last by hc4361 17:42 Thu 22nd Jul 2010
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Have you felt someone was coming

before they arrived?
15:52 Thu 22nd Jul 201020 answers, last by AlBags 19:56 Thu 22nd Jul 2010

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