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Gabriels's Horn

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and young Sister Magdalene Edwards had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also...
12:55 Thu 02nd Sep 20103 answers, last by notafish 14:11 Thu 02nd Sep 2010
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Should the Pope

bless a vuvuzela made from a paedo priest's penis?
12:21 Thu 02nd Sep 20103 answers, last by McMouse 12:49 Thu 02nd Sep 2010
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Goldfish found in Wheelie Bin

Pope to administer Last Rites to ailing goldfish.
11:01 Wed 01st Sep 20102 answers, last by B00 11:31 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?' The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the...
15:18 Fri 27th Aug 20107 answers, last by wade1332 05:16 Mon 09th Feb 2015
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Milking the Cow

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment,...
12:28 Fri 27th Aug 20101 answer, last by marval 13:44 Fri 27th Aug 2010
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Testicle examination

I went to the doctor while I was on holiday in Bangkok to get my testicles checked out.. While the doc was cupping my dangly bits, she said, "Don't worry, it's normal to get an erection during...
12:25 Wed 25th Aug 20106 answers, last by Janecurtis 14:07 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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I fostered a stray cat yesterday.

.... all four cans hit it on the head!
10:16 Wed 25th Aug 20101 answer, last by zzxxee 07:24 Sun 29th Aug 2010
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A lesbian went for a smear test

and the doctor told her, "That's the cleanest vagina I've seen!" The lesbian replied, "Yes, I have a woman in twice a week!"
09:48 Wed 25th Aug 20102 answers, last by sallabananas 09:50 Wed 25th Aug 2010
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President Obama's mental state

is being questioned by experts after he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
14:00 Tue 24th Aug 20102 answers, last by stewey 14:43 Tue 24th Aug 2010
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Paddy and his wife were discussing their sex life.

Paddy said, "I want to try that wheelbarrow position tonight." His wife asked, "What is that?" Paddy told her, "You bend over, put your hands on the floor then I pick your...
13:56 Tue 24th Aug 20103 answers, last by cannyman 18:02 Tue 24th Aug 2010
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Having my under felt

done by the carpet man Then comes the carpet laying bit using this special tool that he bashes with his knee.
11:36 Mon 23rd Aug 20105 answers, last by wendilla 12:12 Mon 23rd Aug 2010
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I've never seen Moby Dick..................

..................though my GP friend sees genital warts quite frequently.
10:36 Mon 23rd Aug 20103 answers, last by sallabananas 10:40 Mon 23rd Aug 2010
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The Sensitive Pope

The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tutti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind. A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed that the Pope...
10:07 Mon 23rd Aug 20101 answer, last by marval 10:48 Mon 23rd Aug 2010
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Seen my tool?

Plasterer was talking to Mrs McM, seems he can't find his hawk!
14:31 Fri 20th Aug 20101 answer, last by Count-A-Strong 21:58 Fri 20th Aug 2010
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Don't try this at home.

Hope this posts.
13:29 Wed 18th Aug 20107 answers, last by lcg76 15:16 Wed 18th Aug 2010
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How do I remove marks from my organ?

The old harmonium doesn't work properly but still looks nice apart from the marks. Would it respond to some vigorous polishing?
11:31 Wed 18th Aug 201018 answers, last by McMouse 12:07 Wed 18th Aug 2010
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Caste system in UK

An acquaintance of mine is a shift manager at a fast food restaurant. The majority of staff are asian and they operate an unofficial caste system. So if one of the "higher" caste workers...
14:47 Tue 17th Aug 20108 answers, last by jno 20:44 Tue 17th Aug 2010
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I blame Apple

Got my son an iPhone for his birthday the other week and recently got my daughter an iPod for hers . I was dead chuffed when the family clubbed together and bought me an iPad for Father’s...
09:23 Sat 14th Aug 20105 answers, last by TTG 11:08 Sat 14th Aug 2010

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