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The Husband

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." The second...
14:01 Fri 24th Sep 2010
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Today's Tea leaves

give a very strong indication that expressions like "scum", "savage" and "work shy" will be denounced by ABers as being too offensive for this fair minded forum. On the...
11:54 Fri 24th Sep 201013 answers, last by craft1948 15:04 Fri 24th Sep 2010
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Is this what marriage is really all about ?

He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully...
15:42 Thu 23rd Sep 20106 answers, last by tonyted 21:07 Thu 23rd Sep 2010
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Pub toilet door handles are disgusting.

While I always wash my hands before leaving the gents, many men don't and I have to touch a contaminated handle to exit. I don't fancy being seen coming out wearing rubber gloves. Any suggestions?...
09:41 Thu 23rd Sep 201055 answers, last by jno 17:25 Mon 27th Sep 2010
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Unsuitable Avatar

If Ed considers an avatar to be unsuitable what happens? Is the av just "turned off" or is the user banned ?
10:09 Wed 22nd Sep 201030 answers, last by mccfluffy 14:17 Wed 22nd Sep 2010
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Just had a look at the tea leaves and.......

I'm getting a jumbled message about a wannabe marine-biologist. Anyone know what this could be about?
15:19 Mon 20th Sep 201023 answers, last by McMouse 16:48 Mon 20th Sep 2010
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Are these the three rings of marriage?

Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
10:57 Mon 20th Sep 20105 answers, last by Hopkirk 13:10 Mon 20th Sep 2010
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Waiting for delivery.

I'm waiting in today for a guaranteed delivery of a garden shed. The courier company boasts it has a GPS fix and radio contact with every van. I just called them for some indication of a time slot....
12:06 Wed 15th Sep 20106 answers, last by Buenchico 23:28 Wed 15th Sep 2010
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What's so wrong about a pregnant Nun?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/...gland-london-11299267...
09:03 Wed 15th Sep 20109 answers, last by McMouse 09:15 Wed 15th Sep 2010
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If Aliens are so clever why

do they abduct only stupid humans?
09:05 Tue 14th Sep 201012 answers, last by Steve.5 12:02 Tue 14th Sep 2010
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Listen To Your Doctor

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the...
10:50 Mon 13th Sep 2010
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How tall do you have to be

before your not a midget?
10:33 Mon 13th Sep 201026 answers, last by Greedyfly 19:18 Mon 13th Sep 2010
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Why doesn't a chicken egg

taste of chicken?
08:46 Mon 13th Sep 20104 answers, last by B00 09:31 Mon 13th Sep 2010
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Hello Sailor

On joining his new ship a RN officer was interviewed by the Captain. The Captain said "I expect my officers to be firm and fair when dealing with the men and handing out punishment. If you are in...
18:05 Tue 07th Sep 20102 answers, last by crisgal 23:17 Fri 10th Sep 2010
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Was the Child in Wheelie-Bin

found covered with with syrup and tinned sweetcorn a victim of cyber murder?
17:06 Tue 07th Sep 201021 answers, last by Dris 19:04 Tue 07th Sep 2010
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The Wild West

An Indian tracker is taking some pioneers through the plains in the mid-1800's. Suddenly he stops and points. "Bear have babies." He says. One of the younger pioneers runs up and asks,...
09:41 Tue 07th Sep 2010
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Why hasn't Bobbi's musical thread

got a sticky?
16:16 Mon 06th Sep 20109 answers, last by Bobbisox 17:07 Mon 06th Sep 2010
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Lately?

Well.........
13:35 Mon 06th Sep 201012 answers, last by sallabananas 14:47 Mon 06th Sep 2010
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine....
13:31 Mon 06th Sep 2010
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Serious question

Does anyone know a chat room or forum that is suitable for a very old lady? I would recommend AB to my ma-in-law but know she would not differentiate between the windups and the serious threads.
13:38 Thu 02nd Sep 201027 answers, last by askyourgran 20:40 Thu 02nd Sep 2010

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