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What a result

Have adapted our home to accommodate disabled mother-in-law and local authority have reduced our council tax by one band. Saves a couple of hundred p.a. Yippeee.
11:08 Tue 26th Oct 20106 answers, last by craft1948 12:06 Tue 26th Oct 2010
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THREE DOGS AT THE VET...

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said, " So why are you here ? " The yellow...
08:56 Mon 25th Oct 20104 answers, last by John21smith 11:51 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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As seen on TV

I have seen a number of programmes where civil servants and members of quangos are shown attending meetings and sitting in Herman Miller chairs that row in at £700-800 each. Do you think this is...
14:32 Fri 22nd Oct 201011 answers, last by McMouse 15:22 Fri 22nd Oct 2010
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How to comfort a widow

Anna, 38 had lost her husband almost a year ago. Her daughter Katrina, 19 was constantly urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Katrina...
11:24 Fri 22nd Oct 20106 answers, last by rowanwitch 12:12 Fri 22nd Oct 2010
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When is half term

Oveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer?
09:17 Fri 22nd Oct 201018 answers, last by redcrx 12:49 Fri 22nd Oct 2010
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What was the last furry thing

you touched?
14:38 Thu 21st Oct 201021 answers, last by NoMercy 21:17 Thu 21st Oct 2010
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How much is too much?

There's much comment about high earners etc. but what in your view is enough or too much per annum? £30k, £50k, £80k, >£100k?
13:39 Thu 21st Oct 201017 answers, last by alavahalf 16:28 Thu 21st Oct 2010
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The Chicken Farmer

There was a chicken farmer who lived in a village in China. One year,his chickens were afflicted with a strange blight that caused them to lose their feathers. The farmer was deeply concerned about...
14:27 Wed 20th Oct 20104 answers, last by Avatar 12:23 Thu 21st Oct 2010
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I know it sounds like I’m in denial,

but I’m not.
12:32 Wed 20th Oct 201010 answers, last by McMouse 14:37 Wed 20th Oct 2010
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Speech Therapy

Over in the U.K., a very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her “Stammerers Action Group”. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success....
17:10 Tue 19th Oct 20102 answers, last by lucca 11:21 Fri 22nd Oct 2010
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Day 2 of self inflicted zero alcohol

Does it get any better?
13:40 Tue 19th Oct 201059 answers, last by anneasquith 09:52 Wed 20th Oct 2010
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Trick or Treat

Someone I know saves her Ferrero Rocher wrappers and then puts them round brussell sprouts to give to the halloween brigade when they knock on her door. Anyone know any good ploys?
15:42 Mon 18th Oct 20103 answers, last by Steve.5 17:01 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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When I was a child we were so poor...........

..........that my mother cut a hole in my brother's trouser pockets so he'd have something to play with.
11:01 Mon 18th Oct 201012 answers, last by marval 16:53 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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Big girl or what?

http://i.dailymail.co...005DC-662_634x569.jpg...
14:44 Fri 15th Oct 201026 answers, last by Jemisa 16:15 Fri 15th Oct 2010
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Exhaust Noise

Automotive engineers have perfected exhaust silencing to a point where some powerful cars just whisper past. However some super-sports cars have specially tuned exhausts to provide their trademark...
13:54 Fri 15th Oct 2010
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What is the most disgusting smell

you've experienced?
10:38 Fri 15th Oct 201046 answers, last by Answerprancer 17:45 Fri 15th Oct 2010
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Can a Queef be held back?

Or does it just happen?
13:44 Thu 14th Oct 201080 answers, last by jomifl 09:34 Fri 15th Oct 2010
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Funeral Arrangments

My 93 year old ma-in-law has made it clear that when her time comes she wants a simple non religious interment at a woodland burial site. Mrs McM agrees with this but has been told by her two brothers...
13:36 Thu 14th Oct 201010 answers, last by woofgang 13:56 Thu 14th Oct 2010
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Italian Mistress

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided to him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum...
13:33 Wed 13th Oct 20103 answers, last by Sqad 11:04 Thu 14th Oct 2010

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