i am asking out of curiosity why people get involve in football hooligans as most of them are your typical teenage scally wags, most of em are old men in there 40s 50s and even 60s (well most of the...
I really miss this thread so here we go AGAIN. There's a place for us, A time and place for us. Hold my hand and we're halfway there. Hold my hand and I'll take you there Somehow, Some day, Somewhere!...
Checked my Feb payslip online at work today, the manager has accidentally overpaid me £500.00, what would you do? P.S. I immediately rang him, the payroll providor and emailed the area manager....the...
Will there be an upsurge in demand for foie gras and caviar in the same way that Delia Smiths television programmes pushed up the sale of some foods?...
A man having trouble achieving an erection decides to consult a witch doctor. The witch doctor throws some herbs on a fire, shakes his rattle, and says, "I have placed a powerful spell on you, but it...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2284674/Dunkirk-thug-Ashley-Cicatello-rips-Sikh-mans-turban-causing-victim-shunned-community.html quite aside from the disgusting behaviour of the pratt that...
Many moons ago two small girls decided they wanted to bake potatoes over an open fire. They each stole a potato from their respective homes and the taller one of the two girls stole a box of her dad's...
Five of us going so have booked flights and now looking for hotels. Don't know the city but want to be fairly central so not messing around with transport but also not too noisy - we all need our...
Haven't had crumpets for ages but weakened and bought some today. Just about to toast them and slather them with butter and jam.All welcome if you're quick.
A lady was in the stirrups at her gynaecologist’s office having her annual check-up, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined her. "My, what a big vagina! ... My, what a big...
A man walks into a pub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 penny." "One penny?!" exclaimed the bloke. The barman replied, "Yes." So, the bloke glances...
Each year me and Mr Nungate enter the Fantasy Speedway League. I have a problem. I have 2 teams the only difference is one rider, I cannot make up my mind. So I thought I'd ask all my AB friends. Do I...
I joined AB abut 8 years ago and perhaps it's my memory but I don't remember the constant stream of casual racism that we see now. Every day we seem to have some story picked out of the press -...
Do we really need any more versions of smart phones? There was a feature on telly this morning about the next generation, and the "amazing" Apps they will have. Like ... You can talk to you phone, and...
we heard a song in morrisons on thursday byt mr desktop thought it was curtiosy killed the cat but its not on my hits cd any one any ideas please of other songs they done desktop