i now only have 1 arm as they thought i was dead but turned out i wasnt. but they had to cut an arm off to fit me into the coffin. i cant do anything now. berely lift a bottle of vodka
Hey Cazzz1975. I actually thought asking Knobbynonuts to say something intelligent, was intelligent. obviously, you are down in the deep dark depths with him. Are you really a mushroom with legs?
I was supposed to have someone here for lunch today who I haven't seen since I was 12/13 (I am now almost 43) She hasn't turned up She was supposed to have been here an hour ago - how bloody rude she...
Would you date someone stil at home at 40 ladies?You know like ronnie corbett in sorry? Would you be worried he might be a bit of a nancy boy? " Life could be worse .Couldnt it ? "
Just opened a pack of mint viscounts and i think ive been robbed.Theyre tiny now.Cant believe the size of them . Btw minty or orange which do you prefer ? " Life could be worse .Couldnt it ? "
hello what is everyone up 2 this weekend . I'm away in a caravan . Not a tent this time . Glad i have internet on phone so can keep a eye on what is going on in ab
Did you ever have one of those little jack in the boxes?Ans sometimes youd turn the handle and turn it and turn it and the little bugggger wouldnt pop out? Well how annoying was that eh? " Life could...
Do you use a different username if youre on another site? IVE FOUND THAT IT CAN BE A PLEASANT CHANGE IF YOU DO.AND LEADS TO INTERESTING CONVERSATIONS. " Life could be worse .Couldnt it ? "
Well it's the first day of summer today is it , nature has fooled me then because it's raining and 12 degrees here. What are you doing today , got anything planned , working , or having a nice...