A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flash-light around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his...
When paying for a taxi, do not look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming...
When I was in employment (now retired) I always turned the washing machine on when I left for work. After retirement I turned it on when going out shopping etc. A couple of months ago the machine made...
Lunch and then it was winter I FIRST STARTED READING THIS EMAIL & WAS READING FAST UNTIL I REACHED THE THIRD SENTENCE. I STOPPED AND STARTED OVER READING SLOWER AND THINKING ABOUT EVERY WORD. THIS...
Hi, This advert show older generation using spotify. Right at the end there is a man who receives a call from home, then it plays a song. What is this song called?
Started washing up, door bell rang, it was a neighbour. We chatted for a while and he eventually went. Back to kitchen, I hadn't turned the tap off. The soap suds were about three foot high all over...
Morning guys! Ok, to cut long story short - my hubby sent me a txt yesterday whilst he was at work, saying his friend was going to Las Vegas in October for a week to celebrate his 40th, and could he...
I hope......the taxi is booked to take me to hospital tomorrow for what Sqad calls a nothing to it procedure....but for me it's major surgery with all that goes with it. Will I snore, sleep talk or...
Went for one yesterday, just an 'invitation to take up as you've reached that age' (gee, thanks!) Anyhoo, since the right breast took 3 attempts to x-ray have since been in discomfort, not in the...