A big American tourist stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table....
I felt a bit fed up today so to cheer myself up I watched my wedding video backwards.I love the end bit where I take my ring off, go back down the aisle , jump in the car and f**k off. A woman was...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2276006/Nurse-Grace-Adeleye-caused-baby-boy-bleed-death-botched-home-circumcision-walks-free-court.html#axzz2KPXE0d8X /// Adeleye was found guilty of...
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor"s for a check-up .The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your...
Can anyone help please.
I've reinstated it three times now - I like to see the day, date and time on the bottom right of my screen, but for some reason, it keeps disappearing. :o(...
With all the news recently about foxes coming into peoples houses, and only yesterday a few miles from me a fox attacked a 4 week old baby in their house and bit the baby's finger off - well my son...
Water bills are rising again ,we all complain but we think nothing of going into a supermarket to buy "Bottled Water" why do water companies also sell Good Quality water.
ANY thoughts...
Mr O took me out for a meal to a restaurant with an open kitchen, where you could see the staff at work. He went off to the loo and was followed in by the chef. The chef went into a cubicle and going...
I realise this has nothing as such to do with quizzes but I just thought I would make a plea for the donkey sanctuary who sell on used stamps to rais emoney. It seems fewer people do this these ays...
My Grandaughters (6 & 8) have been making 'Valentines Cards' today and with the old saying we've been making up little poems... For their daddy they've come up with.. Roses are red Violets are blue...
This old couple are walking around a car boot sale , when they notice on a stall-an offer of 5 toilet brushes for a fiver, Both impressed they buy the toilet brushes, the following week the old lady...
A man goes to psychiatrist because his girlfriend thinks he is obsessed with sex. The doctor draws a square and asks the man what he sees. "Sex," said the man.The doctor drew a circle and asked what...
It panics. Its happened several times now, my mate and i were taking a brisk walk, and she was walking like me, behaving same as me, and the horse did'nt flinch when she walked past, but when i walked...
I have promised myself that I will never post on a desktop thread again - so cannot reply directly there to your remarks about the "snide clique". Virtually everybody (including me in the past) has...
A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing. "Officer," he asks, "have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?" "No, I haven't. What's the...
cant get credit been turned down; and was having meeting next week but they wont except liability so i said wont go to meeting could run miles they also want £49 for garage which i said wont pay as...
Went for a check up at Christies today, to find the tumour had spread, and further chemo needed, but not tiill stronger, eating is a major prob,a big fight is on.
